https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/111851584473/tumblr_nk7z74WGZ21smmmbg?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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thudworm:

I was basically tagged by determamfidd

The questions:

• Your name and username.
• Where you’re from.
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
• What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
• What do you say to address a group of people?
• Be a wizard or a vampire?
• How old are you?
• Is it cold where you are?
• What is your favorite color?
• What color are your eyes?
• Do you have freckles?
• When is your birthday?
• What was the last thing you drank?
• Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
• What do you call gym shoes?
• What do you call your grandparents?
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
• Choose a book and read a passage from it.
• Do you think you have an accent?
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
• End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

Posting this like 12 hours later than when I recorded it, because tumblr was being a butt, then my internet decided to join in on the fun of not doing what it’s supposed to do. But here it is now!