your fave is problematic: thingol

greenekangaroo:

songsoftheirdeeds:

• ditches his bros for his gf without warning anyone
• his people hunted Dwarves for sport and eventually were like ‘whoopsie they’re sentient’ 
• banned Quenya (languages don’t kinslay people; people kinslay people)
• keeps awful cursed swords in his armory what
• playing against him in basketball is hopelessly unfair
• started yelling racial insults at a bunch of armed angry people in a property dispute with him
• why did he even want a silmaril though

All of this is 100% truuueee.

I mean I’m still on Thingol’s side when it comes to the Feanorians but that’s more because they were clearly colonizing with intent to rule and that was soommme bullshit. 

But Thingol. 

Why you gotta get racist during property disputes? 

Like. 

You might have lived. Maybe.