At some point, Bofur made nutcracker-versions of the now-famous Dwalin doll. Bilbo got one for Yule one year and laughed himself sick. The dolls are /especially/ scowly. Dis keeps one in her apartments and uses it regularly to get kids to eat green foods.

OH MY GOODNESS NONNIE, that is SO CUTE

Orla absolutely bought one. She absolutely did. She makes it ‘talk’ back at Dwalin, her face impassive as always but her eyes dancing. 

(I can imagine Bilbo using his to unstopper particularly stubborn wine-bottles, ha)