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By special request! Enjoy! Auzgul strikes again

determamfidd another wonderful one for you to listen to

YOU BLOODY BEEYOOTY

Now I want to see the Auzgul in everything, dammit. 

“NAH, DON’T COME THE RAW PRAWN WITH ME, SHITHEAD – I KNOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BAGGINS BLOKE. SO TELL US OR YOU’LL COME A GUTSER.”

“DOWN THE SHIRE, EH? I BETTER ROCK UP THERE SOON-AS, I WANT A GOOD POZZIE.”

“THAT LITTLE HAIRY DWARF RATBAG LIED TO ME. HE WAS TOTALLY HAVIN A LEND. WHAT A MONGREL, I’M FULLY SPEWIN’ MATE.”

“NAH, MATE, I’M ROPEABLE. THIS SHEILA FULLY COMES OUTTA NOWHERE GOING LIKE THE CLAPPERS. SO WE THINK ‘BEAUT’ AND GIVE IT A BURL. AN’ THEN SHE GOES AN’ DROWNS US IN A RIVER LIKE A BUNCH O’ FARKIN SHARK BISCUITS – AN’ NOT ONE OF US IN OUR TOGS OR NUFFIN. TELL YOU WHAT, THE BOSS IS GONNA BE MAD AS A CUT SNAKE.”