miliabyntite:

heuristicdevice:

random-nexus:

hazeltea:

loracarol:

making-excuses:

zecurlyone:

besinaao3:

astriferousaesthetic:

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

I got “Shmoopy intergalactic sex” and “Existential zombie bondage”. Yep, that’s cracky enough!

“implied cowboy handjobs”

Accurate

“potentially deadly tropical spanking”
…I have no words. 

your daily dose of bee-filled shenanigans

noice

Robot Femslash (sounds good to me!)

Shmoopy Assassin Threesome (Okay, how did they know I was writing that?)

Blood soaked wizard oral.

Niiiiiiice.

hardcore shark-filled fingering 

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED THIS IS BOTH HILARIOUSLY AND HORRIFICALLY ALMOST ACCURATE???

“Sorry about the vampire oral”