Gandalf: Thorin once gave Bilbo a shirt of mithril rings
Gimli: oh that was a kin-
Gimli: *that was a KINKY GIFT A VERY KINKY GIFT I MEAN I HEARD FROM ADAD WHAT EXACTLY WAS THORIN AND MASTER BAGGINS’ RELATIONSHIP BUT TO GIVE A SHIRT, AN UNDERSHIRT AT THAT EVEN IF IT’S MITHRIL, BEFORE MARRIAGE I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING*
Gimli: -gly gift!
dat mithril (under)shirt
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