important otp questions:
which one is like “fight me”
and which one, quietly from where the other can’t see, is like “do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again”
Gimli and Legolas. So very much.
Legolas: Fight me!
Gimli: *le sigh* Not this shit again.
But then:
Gimgims: Fight me!
Legolas: *whispering while standing behind gimgims* U tuch him and I commit murder.