LMAO – Where’s My Cow, but for Middle-Earth, perhaps? “Where’s my battlepig? Is that my battlepig? It goes, RAAARGH! That is an orc! That’s not my battlepig!”
Maybe Frerinith has a bedtime routine like Sam Vines’ kid in Discworld? Like, he needs his bath and his story and his kiss and a kiss for Mumblebee and then the lights go out and bed.
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