So the delightfully EVIL @determamfidd‘s latest Sansukh chapter has let loose a PLOT BUNNY UPON MY HEAD.
What if Gimli was the SAME AGE as Kili and thus was allowed to go on the Quest for Erebor?
So basically, Thorin would be, “No, Gandalf, we’re already fourteen, we don’t need a lucky number.”
And Gandalf is like: “NOPE. YOU NEED A HOBBIT. TRUST ME ON THIS. YOU. NEED. A. HOBBIT.”
So while we have Tauriel and Kili making googly eyes at each other, I am imagining Gimli and Legolas and SNARK AND SASS AND NOPE WE DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER WHAT IS THIS GIGOLAS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT OH THE HORROR ELF AND DWARF COOTIES AAAAAARGH TAURIEL STOP LAUGHING KILI YOU ARE NOT HELPING.
Also: Bagginshield.
V. Important: NOBODY. FRICKIN’. DIES. (except for the Bad Guys)
HELP MEEEEEEEE
*waggles eyebrows* DOOOOO EEEET
STITCH, DOOO EEEET
Aw Yiss 