Embarrassing Tolkien Typos

melkorslegacy:

misbehavingmaiar:

Slimarillion– a Noldo’s guide to trimming down after the holidays

Maehrdos– we just don’t know

Angbang– OKAY NO I ACTUALLY MEANT THE FORTRESS THIS TIME

Slimearil– can’t hold on to them for nothin’

Ole– the fiesta elf 

Meagli– son of Ole, adopted by jungle creatures 

Magline– same character, this time living in paris with twelve little girls in two straight lines

Fignolfin– a type of depressing cookie found exclusively in your parents’ kitchen because they’re “healthy”

Aluë– know to the dwarves as “fucking hell I have to type that umlaut again”

Meklor– a durable, non-stick surface 

I often write Fingolgin

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Very high king of the Noldor, keeper of the secret Noldorin liquor which keeps you warm during your long walks on the ice.