*FAINTS*

*revives… only to faint again*

AO3 user ElladPlyr has done an amazing, amazing thing. Because they are amazing.

Look! It’s Neo-Khuzdul translations of the Iron Hills’ Soldiers Song and the Broadbeam Cradle Song.

aND THAT’S NOT ALL. THERE’S THE RIDDLE OF STRIDER, THAT’S WHAT BILBO BAGGINS HATES, AND MORE. 

*deep breath*

*ETERNAL SHRIEKING*