your fav is problematic: sauron

songsoftheirdeeds:

• okay when I started this series I sort of assumed sauron did not actually have fans
• i hadn’t been on the internet long enough, apparently
• is a Maia of Aulë; that never ends well
• has as many names as Túrin Turambar without the excuse of being an angsty teenager
• tortures finrod’s backup singers to death in his dungeons
• sinks a continent with the socratic method
• sends out the werewolves one by one to fight Lúthien what
• for that matter why couldn’t he figure out who finrod is without the torture? how many blonde Elven princes were there in Beleriand at the time?
• there were two. finrod and orodreth. and tbh if you can’t figure out whether the Elf who just challenged you to a song duel is Finrod or Orodreth then you don’t deserve to be Melkor’s right hand
• oh, yeah, chief lieutenant of the embodiment of evil there’s a case that that is problematic