How is Arwen the fairest elf anyway? do elves just hold mandatory beauty pageants every age where EVERY elf in middle earth has to show up? (the punishment for not showing up is a bad haircut, the most SEVER punishment imaginable) or is it just something Elrond calls her (proud papa) and every other race just took it literally instead of a elf-dad embarrassing his elf-daughter in front of all her friends

PFFFFFFTHAHAHAHA

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(Elrond is one of the judges, and WOE BETIDE ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM OUT FOR BIAS)

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