Crack theory: Aragorn the Third Wheel who has different reactions to different Gigolas events. He eventually can gauge the type/seriousness of what’s happening this way by the magic of third wheel spidey senses. So like, his foot tingles and his neck is itchy … so they argued over interracial stuff and are now doing sexytimes.

Poor innocent bureaucrat: If I can bring your attention to – My Lord? Why are you constantly scratching at your nose?

Aragorn: …not again, I thought they’d learned their lesson about public exhibitionism when that horse decided to try eating their hair. Just please tell me we have a blanket and a bucket of water on hand.

Poor innocent bureaucrat: …and your eye is twitching.

Aragorn: Oh, that always happens, it’s not of any significance.