Sansûkh Podfic Chapter Five

sansukhpodfic:

We are pleased to announce the long-awaited release of Chapter Five of Sansûkh! We’re excited, and we hope you are too!

Click here for streaming/download link for the MP3 file.

Click here for streaming/download link for M4b file.

Click here for the fic.

Click here for the podfic on Archive of Our Own.

A link to the audiofic archive is forthcoming.

See below the cut for the cast list and full attribution.

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I AM SCREAMING CONSTANTLY JSYK – LIVEBLOG BENEATH THE CUT

AHHAHDGLAJHDGLJAHD  NOTA PLAYING HARP??? PLAYING HARP!!! PLAYING HAAAARP

GRIIIM YOUR VOICE YOUR SILVERY STEEL VOICE KAJHDGKAJGHDA

hakira YOU ARE THE CUTEST GLOIN THAT EVER GLOINED, NONE CAN GLOIN AS CUTELY AS YOU. LSAKDJFHALJSDFA YOU STAR

YEAAAAAAH WE SING LIKE BADASSES YEAH WE DOOOOOO

CULLY YOUR VOICE REMAINS THE SEXIEST FUCKING THING ON EARTH

NOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!!!!!!

holy shit bombur you are the most adorable, I’d marry you 10x

ALRIS! ALRIS! *SHOUTS TO THE SKIES* ALRISSS! SHIT YEAH, YOU SWEET THING, T’ERINA YOU ARE THE BEST!

Jon, my king. You are without fail able to break my heart. You are amazing. AMAZING. 

BOFURRRRRR <33333333

Damn Ricky and HD, the SOUNDSCAPING is INCREDIBLE

(NOTA AND CULLY ARE MY FAVE SIBLINGS EVER BTW)

BILBO! BILBO!!!! WILL, HOW ARE YOU so PERFECT??????????

ohshit Thrain. Your TIMING. JuST. KILLED. ME. 

THERIZA STOP MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH BOFUR A ZILLION TIMES OVER 😉

ALSO BOMBUR AND ALRIS ARE THE CUTEST FAMILY IN THE UNIVERSE lsajdfghalsjhfglajh

ricky, your narration? IS SO GORGEOUSLY TIMED AND JUDGED, it slips in between and behind, paints the most perfect pictures, I have said it before but I am now and forever in AWE. 

cully your DELIVERY HOLY SHIT I SNORTED LIKE A HORSE ‘Doesn’t your face get cold’ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

will YOU SAID ALL THAT FOOD SO FAST, IT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKIGN THING I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

“would nobody stop touching the hobbit” OH MY GOD RICKY PERFECT PERFECT I ADORE YOU DEAR ONE 

LMAAAAAO NORI! bilbo you sneaky shit, Will this entire section was awesome, I am in awe of your comic timing!

bomBUR I LOVE YOU

“OH NO. OH NO NO NO NO” – BILBO… wtf HOW SO PERFECT???

i am gonna write a fic JUST OF GIMLI AND GIMRIS BICKERING bc you are both fucking AMAZING

fuck, just. Dis speaks and I WEEP

fuck FUCK AND BILBO AUGH

shit shit shit shit – and thorin. OUCH. ouch ouch augh FUCK bilbo

BILBO

BILBOOOOO

you SAID bilbo would destroy us, Ricky, and you were fucking RIGHT

thank FUCK FOR NOTA AND CULLY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BARIS!!! YOUR FIRST LINES AS BARIS?!

this is a goddamn tour-de-force, Will. Seriously. I am flattened by how good you are. 

FucK JON. I CAN TASTE THE GRIEF AND ANGER AND GUILT. HOW DO YOU DO THAT.

AUGH IT’S OVER AND NOOOOO AUGH I LOVE YOU ALL SO SO MUCH, BTW. SO SO MUCH.

And yeah, Ricky: I promised I would! HERE IS THE LIVEBLOG RECORDING OF ME LISTENING TO THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME. I SQUEAK A LOT. A LOT. ALSO I CRY. AND LAUGH. AND THERE IS A LOT OF ‘HOLY SHIT’ and ‘OHSHIT’ so language warning, I guess.

part 1  part 2

(i had to split it in half bc Dwarfling didn’t want to go to sleep, and I had to go check on her. speaking of which, here is the recording of her debut in podficcing lmao – I am so glad, she had such fun playing with the mic and headphones!)

I LOVE YOU ALL. SO FUCKING MUCH. YOU ARE SUCH MITHRIL-PLATED STARS. ALL MY THANKS TO YOU, EVERY ONE OF YOU – but most especially baris, HD, Nota and Ricky. You are incredible.

(btw if anyone has read all this flailing and hasn’t gone to listen to this??? WTF GO LISTEN TO IT! IT’S AMAZING!!!)

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