Dumb Headcanon

avelera:

vardathebeloved:

vampiraptor:

Gandalf’s encounter with the Balrog was terrifying for the rest of the Fellowship, but for Gandalf it was probably just super awkward. Like running into an ex-coworker that you hate. Legolas is all, “Ai! Ai! A balrog!” And Gandalf is like, “dammit, not fucking Greg again.”

Fucking Greg.

 #‘fEAR THE WRATH OF — olorin?? is that you??’#‘yes hello greg’#‘i can’t believe it! it’s been how long – 30000 years?’#‘yes something of the sort…look can we maybe–’#‘wow…lemme tell you…time flies when you’re entombed in a mountain haha is that a new fana? it’s a good look!’#gandalf’s just standing there wanting to bang his head against a wall and the company’s looking on like ??? what is happening here – @asgardian–angels

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