Gigolas, star trek AU?

sansael:

“Twenty four, twenty five…”

“Twenty eight, twenty nine… Thirty! It seems I have beaten you again, Mr Greenleaf!”

“You wait for your retribution tonight, Mr. Gloinson.”

“Ensigns Gloinson and Grenleaf! Stop flirting while collecting samples, of all things!” 

Give a pairing, setting & I’ll write a 3-sentence or so ficlet