Finally sitting down with the newest chapter because I want to give it the attention it deserves, and work and life have not allowed that until now. Here we go! SQUEE! Tauriel!!1!!lkjfdsfiew!! The description of Namo is breathtaking. Oh ho! Sneaky Namo! Jeri is da boss! Etc and so forth! Is Jeri discalculic? Ah Kara, you’ll be in charge eventually, get used to it. Laindawar is starting to get it. Smartass Nori. Oh Nori. Darling Fili. Sleep, dummy. The Shire is rising! 1/3

2/3 Bilbo, Merry has made a choice and needs to set an example! Thorin gets it. Oh Frodo. Rosie you sweet darling. Bilbo, some things don’t really heal. We all have to learn that. Gaffer Gamgee, full o’ hobbit sense. Snoring arguments! Oh Thorin. Cuddle Puddle! Sweet Frodo, we all wish things could be solved without violence. Bad farming=pissed Hobbits. A fine match indeed Bilbo. Kick him in the berries? Not a bad plan. The aftermath is always the worst.

3/3 Tolkein didn’t break my heart with the description of the devastation, but you did. Sandyman, I’ll break your face. Oh Bilbo, your home. Saruman finally shows himself. Thorin, you remembered! Merciful Frodo. Kick a dog too many times, Saruman… Barum! *snrk* Saruman is denied the West by Manwe, then? Yes, time for a drink. I need one after reading that. 

THIS REVIEW OMG

is the BESSSSSST ❤

(Yes, Jeri is dyscalculic! AND JERI IS STILL VERY SMART AND LOGICAL. Bc screw stereotypes, honestly.)

lswgflwjhwljhgwj THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH! *hugs tight*