The Dwarves at a Party

theimaginesyouneveraskedfor:

Thorin:
-broods in the corner with a glass of whiskey
-gives everyone the stink eye
-secretly loves this P!nk song but would never say so

Fili:
-dances like your dad at a barbeque
-has cheetos dust in his beard
-might, actually will, hurt himself or someone else

Kili:
-was way too drunk before the party even began
-drinking a margarita made of melted jolly ranchers, ice, and way too much vodka
-dances like a frat bro without the sleaze

Dwalin:
-hides out in the corner with Thorin and a flask he brought from home
-must rein in the Durin Bros when they get to rowdy
-hates his life

Balin:
-the designated driver
-made the hors d’oeuvres
-confiscates Kili’s margarita

Bofur:
-the DJ with the way too random music
-falls down the stairs as a party trick
-wears a red cup as a hat

Bombur:
-becomes Balin’s nemesis after devouring all the hors d’oeuvres
-broke the trampoline which was explicitly off-limits
-master of beer pong

Bifur:
-retreats to the bathroom
-leaves early
-was he even there?

Dori:
-staying sober with Balin
-trying to clean up the ever growing mess
-hass 911 on standby

Nori:
-may have stolen all the silverware…and the plastic forks too
-invited those guys no one knows and who are freaking everyone out
-makes everyone figure out the “password” to get in

Ori:
-can’t handle his liquor
-is the partygoer who will inevitably be hurt by Fili
-brought a colouring book because he misinterpreted the invitation

Oin:
-will fight someone or a whole bunch of someones
-judges you by your drink
-passes out in the backyard

Gloin:
-won’t stop fixing things around the house
-yet still drinking without pause
-made friends with dog