Excerpt from chapter 2 of “Exploring J.R.R. Tolkien’s *The Hobbit*”, by Corey Olsen (2012)
When a master shit-snack discovers he has met his match in the form of a snarky dwarf lord.
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Okay but if anyone made a Lotr theater/ opera company au then Aragorn would absolutely be the tired stage technician who is so done with everyones bullshit but still runs around and checks on everyone and reminds them to drink their water.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AT LIIIIGHT SPEEEEEEEED
@notanightlight LOOKIT
Okay, so I had this dream a couple of nights ago that was basically Lord of the Rings, but all of the horses were replaced with motorcycles. It was pretty great because it was just pretty much exactly like the films, but with everyone riding around like crazy bike gangs. And everyone had bikes that were unique to their characters.
Well, like it says on the ring, “One hog to rule the roads.”
Music Tag Game
I got tagged by @poplitealqueen! Thanks, Ms Pop!
rules: using only songs from one artist, answer these 10 questions and tag 10 people
BAND/ARTIST: Franz Schubert (bc the last time I did this, I chose Cake! So why tf not choose a smol soft dead guy this time)
WHAT IS YOUR GENDER?:
Der Tod und das Mädchen (Death and the Maiden lmao)
DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Die Wanderer
HOW DO YOU FEEL?:
Sehnsucht (Longing)
IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE: Wohin? (Where?)
FAVORITE MODE OF TRANSPORTATION:
Auf dem Wasser zu Singen (To be sung on the water)
YOUR BEST FRIEND: Du Bist die Ruh (You are peace)
FAVORITE TIME OF DAY:
Nacht und Träume (Night and Dreams)
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW: An die Musik (to the music)
YOUR FEAR:
Wiedersehn (Goodbye)
DO IT IF YOU WANNA!
You know why I’m here. All of them. Write for me, my angel of writing! *slams hands into piano like the Phantom of the Opera*
you *shakes fist*
Fine. I’m not repeating myself, tho 😛
and i’m putting this under a cut for length.
THAT DESCRIPTION IS GOLD, oh my GOD Jedi!! I love it ❤
also – *ducks head and bites hand* eeeeee thank you THANK YOU THANK YOU
(and same back at you, you incredible writer you)

I finally got the new scanner/printer/copier. So I decided to scan this piece as I am really happy with the background. I also really like how it turned out overall as Laindawar is so much shorter than Muil.
AHH THAT’S LOVELY!
I am mesmerised by all the detail! The sword-hilt, Muil’s shoes, even the trim on Laindawar’s tunic! WOW!
13. Favorite fic from another author? 14. Your favorite side pairings to put in? 20. 4 sentences from your work that you’re proud of (or as many sentences as you want)
13. Sansûkh by Determamfidd. Tbh I’ll probably be reccing that glorious fic long after its done. I’ll have kids years from now who will say, “Mommy, read us a bedtime story” and I’ll whip out Sansûkh and be like, “Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain, came awake with a sudden start and a strangled shout of alarm. It was utterly dark, and his shout echoed in the stifling blackness. He tried to blink his eyes, and found it made little difference.” and they’ll be like, “Not again!!” but that won’t stop me.
I like Sansûkh so much 1) because it is an amazing fic of epic proportions, well researched, well executed, the whole shebang, and 2) because the author is so damn nice. My god, Dets is a sweetheart. She’s the kind of person you gravitate towards just because she’s friendly and encouraging. She’s Person Goals, man. I think the ultra popularity of her fic stems not only from her talent, but from her personality as well. She’s approachable. You want to make her proud. Blah blah blah I’m going overboard now.
So I’m an unapologetic Sansûkh enthusiast for the rest of my days. Determamfidd enthusiast tbh because I trust any fandom in her hands. There’s my fave.
14. Somehow I ended up a diehard Rexobi shipper and I like to inject it into just about everything I write. I’m also pretty in love with Jessix, and Oooh Ahsoka and Barriss. What else… I’m still getting comfortable shipping OCs with canon characters, but in my secret lil draft cave I love doing that.
20. It isn’t posted yet, but Hämärä has some damn fantastic moments that I’m proud of. (Now I just need to work up the urge to post it without worrying my hands off that it isn’t as good as the glimmering gem of a fic I have in my head. Probably when Pulsion is finally done.)
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The knowledge that it had all been a lie makes Rex tired rather than angry: the waste of so many lives, so many people, brothers and Umbarans alike, is too huge to really fit into his head.
Rex pulls his helmet off and sets it next to his outstretched leg. Warm, recycled air dances along his skin as he leans back against the cold bulkhead and allows the hum of the engines to vibrate through the back of his skull. Before he realizes it, his eyes are closed, and exhaustion tugs at him to sleep.
But he can’t.
It isn’t long before his eyes are open again, staring at nothing across the crew bay. That’s when Kenobi moves up beside him, so quietly that Rex doesn’t even register his presence until the hem of the Jedi’s tunic brushes against his ear.
Rex hides his twitch of surprise. It’s a wonder how someone with so much strength can be so damned quiet sometimes.
“Sir,” he greets softly.
Silent, Kenobi remains standing near him, not quite touching, but closer than Rex had ever seen him get to someone that didn’t need rescuing on the battlefield. It’s some time before Kenobi speaks, his crisp, accented voice weighed down with weariness.
“Not even Geonosis was that bad of a muck up.”
ATTEMPTING NOT TO CRY
ATTEMPT HAS FAILED
*clings* god, you are beautiful, I honestly. honestly. I can’t possibly be more grateful than this. I may have to expel some vital organ to make room for this massive bubbling tidal wave of utter gratitude. what did I ever do to deserve a beautiful friend like you omg
and that SNEAK PEEK, dearest effing lord, I am sinking into that POV and I’m not even familiar with the character!! AHHH IT IS SO PERFECTLY FORMAL AND BRISKLY MILITARY WITH ITS PRECISION AND ATTENTION TO FINE DETAIL AND ACCURATE DESCRIPTION?? and yet SO PERSONAL AND RICH AND INDIVIDUAL??? hot dang I am into this so haaaarrrd
gah. Dets. Dain being homesick is making me sad about being an immigrant. Why have you done this to me. (also I will never be over the amazingness of your writing ever)
.dsajkfh.ahdflajh
THANK YOU
(I have been missing the place I grew up myself, recently – and I haven’t even moved countries! It is hard. *hugs* You’re pretty amazing to do that, Nonnie.)
My Dísith costume is here, and fits a~MAZE~ing! So much thanks to @houkakyou for the impeccable work done on the clothes and to @determamfidd for the amazing writing that brings characters to life and makes me want to do something in her honor.
Note to self: hair needs to be poofier, lace the bodice tighter, and find beard and boots and jewelry.
*gasps*
HOLY HANNAH YOU LOOK INCREDIBLE
QUEEN DISITH IS HERE AND SHE IS MAGNIFICENT!










