And over their hearts crept a shadow, the fear of a great danger: the end of the Mark in a darkness to which Gandalf was driving them, while Saruman stood beside a door of escape, holding it half open so that a ray of light came through. There was a heavy silence.
It was Gimli the dwarf who broke in suddenly. ‘The words of this wizard stand on their heads,’ he growled, gripping the handle of his axe. ‘In the language of Orthanc help means ruin, and saving means slaying, that is plain. But we do not come here to beg.’

“The Voice of Saruman,” The Two Towers
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Dumb Headcanon

avelera:

vardathebeloved:

vampiraptor:

Gandalf’s encounter with the Balrog was terrifying for the rest of the Fellowship, but for Gandalf it was probably just super awkward. Like running into an ex-coworker that you hate. Legolas is all, “Ai! Ai! A balrog!” And Gandalf is like, “dammit, not fucking Greg again.”

Fucking Greg.

 #‘fEAR THE WRATH OF — olorin?? is that you??’#‘yes hello greg’#‘i can’t believe it! it’s been how long – 30000 years?’#‘yes something of the sort…look can we maybe–’#‘wow…lemme tell you…time flies when you’re entombed in a mountain haha is that a new fana? it’s a good look!’#gandalf’s just standing there wanting to bang his head against a wall and the company’s looking on like ??? what is happening here – @asgardian–angels

I’m really excited and I don’t have anyone in RL to talk to, so I wanted to share my happiness with you. I have a job interview tomorrow! The job’s part-time, near my house, and I’d be working 20-25 hours a week, which means I can still help out at home while also contributing to the bills. Plus, I’ll be making $1 over minimum wage, with opportunities for raises as I work there. Plus, it’ll be similar to what I did at my last job, so it won’t be as difficult to learn. Sorry, I’m just happy!

WOW – That is amazing, that is so fantastic, and I am so happy for you! It sounds absolutely perfect for your needs, and I hope you have the most awesome and fulfilling work life, Nonnie! *blows party streamers* GO GO AND GET THAT MONEY

um, i cried during “Light on the Horizon” so um, just thought you should know that’s why I’m sitting here with tears on my keyboard. thanks. (no, seriously, thank you)

AWWWW OMG THANK YOU AHHH THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!!! (Dets is still a quivering eager wreck when it comes to her music, part the millionth lmao)

ummm i feel that, in the interests of disclosure, I have been listening to a lot of Eric Whitacre lately… and Paul Jarman… and Aaron Copland’s 12 Songs of Emily Dickinson too. 

So, the next song in the works is… probablygonnahurtabitalso SORRY SORRY IN ADVANCE SORRY SORRY SORRY

what’s your opinion on derivative fanworks? I have a few plot bunnies(? idk what to call them) about Orla and that whole aspect, but it is your fic and your OC. ((also I’m not PoC so I’m a lil uncomfy about that – any advice?)

Nonnie, I am THRILLED TO BITS about them, and please let your imagination run riot!

My advice about writing Orla: she is a devoted mum, a loving wife and friend, a quiet-spoken Dwarrowdam of few words. If she has any particular fault, it is that she sometimes doesn’t speak up when she really REALLY should. 

She is incredibly slow to anger, and she seldom laughs. Her wit is very subtle and quiet also and tends to be delivered in a swift, soft blow, like a dagger entering, soundless and abrupt. She is a tremendous warrior, with all the perseverance and application to detail that this suggests, and she does not talk about her past often. She looks to the future, always always always. The past hurts. She had hopes and aspirations for a whole people, a whole nation, and she was betrayed. 

She isn’t one to dwell. She compartmentalises. She rebuilds. 

Dwalin sees her as the most miraculous and precious person he has ever met. He’s still baffled as to why a goddess in her prime is married to a battered, heartsore old soldier like him – but he’s eternally grateful. They have a whole language of silences between them; they can have entire conversations with a flat look and a twitched eyebrow. 

She is dear friends with Dis, Gloin, Dori and Thira. She finds Bofur slightly too much at times. She respected Dain, but wasn’t a big fan of pigs. She has a quiet pride in how much the Stonehelm has grown – but Bomfris’ undisciplined behaviour drives her up the wall

Her skin colour is part of her character. She’s black. I respectfully suggest that you mention it explicitly and plainly (no food metaphors!), and move on. 

Also importantly, she is also a person with ties and relationships and thoughts, (most of which she keeps to herself) and all of the above is needed to make her her. 

(if you are still uneasy or worried, check out the MANY MANY writing guides out there. There are roughly 10000+ for writing characters of colour).