Yesterday I was talking to a coworker about things that can kill you in Australia and he pointed out one that I hadn’t heard of. So he googled it and showed me a picture and I was like ‘oh it’s a bird’ and he goes ‘IT IS A LIVING VELOCIRAPTOR.’
AND IT’S TRUE. LOOK AT ITS FEET.
ITS GOT THE CLAW AND EVERYTHING, JUST FLATTENED.
AND IT LIKE LAUNCHES ITSELF AT PEOPLE TO ATTACK THEM WITH IT’S CLAWS OF DEATH.
NATURE JUST CONTINUES TO THINK UP OF NEW WAYS TO KILL YOU. DO NOT GO TO OUTSIDE. NATURE KILLS.
“fortune favors the brave” -newton geizler, pacific rim
“beyond death, i will love” -sansukh, @determamfidd
“[i will] go down fighting” -myself
flag symbols of red and blue team
dogma’s tat (but not on my face)
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOODNESS NONNIE I MADE A RHINOCEROUS-SNORT SORT OF SOUND HAHAHAHAHAHA – I now pronounce you Nonnie and Fic!
I am so flattered and glad you like it, thank you so so much! And eeee, Gimris ❤ I am THRILLED you like her!
Heh, Bofur would totally understand: he believes that nearly everyone should want to marry Gimris, because she is just THAT amazing – but he’s the lucky old sod that did!
*hugs and hugs* Aaaaah Nonnie, thank you! Thank you so, so much!
I kind of want to see a story about an elf; tall, beautiful, clumsy as fuck, and an industrial worker who can’t do archery to save themselves and swears all the time.
And I kind of want to see a story about a dwarf; short, robust, hairy, elegant, sweet, very refined and a lover of poetry who’s never said a rude word in their life.
I just think it would be an interesting change of pace.
they’re girlfriends
they’re super fucking cute and i need more of this.
2 – On the BUS. It was the stupidest thing I ever did because I started sobbing uncontrollably in front of a bunch of strangers and that was the worst. I blame you for that. I don’t know what magic you’re infusing your fic with but you need to stop because I don’t know if my heart can take much more of these feels. When you finally finish this fic, I think I might actually go the way of the elves and fade from sheer heartbreak. Just to let you know. I hope you feel bad, you terrific author, you.
omg whoa
holyyyy hannah
*shoves all the tissues at you* THANK YOU, THANK YOUUUUU THANK YOU SO SO MUCH – oh my goodness, i am gonna SCREECH here but a) the toddler is in bed, and b) it’s bad for the voice, and c) nope, gonna do it anyway: – SCREEEEEEEEECH…!
seriously, this is just such a lovely message! God, I am so so sorry about the bus ride! And no, no magic (i wishhh), just lots of tappity tapping and baking my poor brain, I suppose. NO FADING ALLOWED, NOPE. augh I really do feel a bit sheepish about that bus ride!
SORRY AND THANK YOU, SORRY AND THANK YOU THANK YOU FOREVER!
Because I’m bad at thanking individually, and this way I’ll know if I forgot someone. (Which I don’t think I will, but if I do I didn’t do it on purpose!) Ahem.
@punsbulletsandpointythings, for letting me flail my heart at her. There aren’t many people I trust enough to do that to, so… thank you. I needed it last night.
@determamfidd, for always being nice out of nowhere and knowing how it gets.
@norcumi, for reminding me that I do help people, even when I don’t know it.
@the-dragongirl, for never failing to remind me that I’m better than I know.
@lacefedora, for always, always being the first to ask if I’m doing okay.
And to everyone else that said something nice to me when I was starting to fall into a pit again, thank you. Thank you to the moon and back. You make it worth sticking around on here.
Aw Yiss 