culturalrebel:

krixofficial:

tastefullyoffensive:

Instruments Renamed for Accuracy (via WalkingSoliloquy)

Previously: Animals Renamed for Accuracy

I cant begin to express my love for this post

@determamfidd

I am now imagining Gloin’s beard puffing and retracting something like a frill neck lizard.

OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ONE OF THESE GUYS RUN

NOW IMAGINE GLOIN DOING THIS

notanightlight:

You can thank @determamfidd for her descriptions of Gloin’s very expressive beard for this one!

STUDIO GHIBLI BEARD YES YES YES YES YESSSSS

HI S FAAAACE omg NOta it is PERFECT I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE!!!

lesbiankiliel:

Can Dáin pls adopt me I want him to be my dad

the dad jokes would be out of this world

THIS. HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO HOLD BACK THE TEARS?????

eep

SORRY, SORRY BOUT THAT, SORRYYYY

I found a cool thing yesterday! I thought you might appreciate. (The puzzles are really intricate like holy crap.)

(It’s not official, though, BUT that means it’s not restricted to only the movie depictions, which means Silmarillion stuff as well.)

*heavy breathing*

want.

So general reaction to gimli’s death, especially Legolas’s, has always been a popular point of discussion in the fandom, but what do you think would happen if Legolas were to meet an early end before they sail west?

oh, break my damn heart would you

I honestly don’t know. But I am pretty certain that Gimli would not sail without Legolas. So he would stay in Arda, and god idk, be buried next to Legolas if he could.

ambrorussa:

Just finished a shoot of a different flavor…beard-oir! This isn’t the final shot for our calendar (@megawattcosplay is in it too!) but it’ll give you an idea of what went on today 😘 Photo by @jstnschneider 📸 #boudoir #beardoir #corset #corseted #historicalcostumes #historical #fantasy #dwarf #sansukh #bani #dwarrowdam #beardedlady #photoshoot #legsfordays

OH MY GODDDDD

#legsfordays IS RIGHT

WOW

What’s your superpower? No rerolls!

emsiecat:

determamfidd:

hardgarbage:

picklerocket:

mortalengine95:

teacandy:

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic

Poison breath!! Yes!!

y’all I got Demon Lord Physiology and let me tell you I could not be more happy

Hey y’all guess who’s going back to find that ‘Everyone Lives’ BotFA timeline 😀

@determamfidd you’re coming with me! We might need someone to hack up Azog and Bolg a bit if we have to intervene in this timeline physically :3

(Sssh, ssh, I KNOW we’re not in the same reality as The Hobbit, but just let me have this moment, okay? 😛 )

I imagine it will go something like this?… Which would be cool.

*revs chainsaw* @emsiecat LET’S DO THIS THING 😀

Sunday Six(ish)

poplitealqueen:

*trumpet blort* Did you all miss these? Because I missed these. Comin’ to ya live from insomnia land: The triumphant return of Sunday Sixes!

Today’s is gonna be from Of Iron, which I will try to update sometime this week – try being the key word here. It’s about time I got that fic rolling again. It’s only been like… a year and three months since I last updated it.

Keep reading

*screams*

*screams some more*

OH MY GOD DAIN TRYING TO BUILD A GODDAMN BRIDGE BETWEEN THESE TWO

PUSHING THEM ALONG IT, AS THEY PROTEST AND DIG THEIR HEELS IN ALL THE WAAAY

*choirs of angels singing in Khuzdul* OHHHHHH MY GOSH I AM FULL OF ALL THE EXCITEMENT – ALLLLL OF IT!!!