asgardian–angels:

So I was staring at my Middle Earth map poster for no reason today

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and for the first time, I notice this blip down in the southwest corner…

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THE FUCKING MENELTARMA’S STILL THERE

let me rephrase

the Meneltarma of Numenor, the giant mountain atop which was a sacred shrine to Eru, still stands above the waves despite the total destruction of the island by Eru.

as @samwise-po-tay-toe-gamgee so beautifully put it, HE SANK EVERYTHING BUT THE FUCKING SHRINE TO HIMSELF

How does Gimli explain pig and goat riding to non-dwarves that he meets? Especially the Rohirrim?!? Like, yes your horses are cool, but have you ever thought about suiting up a pig and riding into battle?

Once the matter of Galadriel was settled between them, Eomer and Gimli relaxed into a jocular, bantering sort of friendship. With Gimli settling his people in the White Mountains, and Eomer ruling in Edoras, they were often in contact. Visits were a frequent occurrence – most often accompanied by truly staggering amounts of the fruity Rohirric beer. 

Eomer never forgot that Gimli had saved his life at Helm’s Deep. When his first child was born, he named the baby ‘Elfwine’ – which translates to ‘Elf-friend’. Gimli was in raptures, and hurried as fast as he could to Edoras to give his congratulations to the parents, and to meet his newest namesake. 

He managed to astonish the whole of the Golden Hall, and much of the city, by arriving upon a great shaggy goat. Its huge curling horns were tipped in steel, and it stepped sure-footed and swift upon the steep mountain path. 

Eomer was nonplussed. A Dwarf seated upon a goat, as easy and comfortable as any of his Eored in the saddle! “I thought you did not care for riding, Gimli?” 

“Don’t get precious. I said I preferred my feet to a horse, and that will remain true so long as Arod stays with Legolas in Ithilien,” said Gimli cheerfully.

He swung down from his goat and gave it a friendly pat on the back. It lipped at his shoulder, before nipping at the hard leather of his jerkin. “Stop that.

This here is Pepper, and he’s a war-ram. Thought he’d be less confronting than the pig.”

“You ride pigs too?”

“Aye, but I didn’t think it’d be fair to ride a battle-boar here.” Gimli grinned. “Wouldn’t do to show up riding somethin’ prettier than you, after all. So, where’s this little bairn with the excellent name?”

Commander Vimes didn’t like the phrase ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’, believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like ‘The innocent have nothing to fear’.

Terry Pratchett (via beornwulf)

If Music Be the Food of Love – Morvidra – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

morvidra:

I was trying to do a short thing for Gimli for Khazad November and Gigolas music nerdery happened. You’re all welcome.

!!!

OKAY ILU FEE YOU’VE MADE MY DREAMS COME TRUE, THIS IS THE SWEETEST AND MUSIC-NERDIEST THING EVER AND I AM SO SO HAPPY

(ALSO FUCK YEAH RENAISSANCE/EARLY BAROQUE INSTRUMENTS FUCK YEEEEEAH)

the shawm sounds like a distressed duck just saying

ALSO DWALIN ACTUALLY PLAYING VIOL LIKE IN THE BOOKS I AM CRY

If Music Be the Food of Love – Morvidra – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

The evolution of Dáin Ironfoot appreciation AKA how I realized that I have another good, enduring ginger to love

yol-ande:

Hobbit: Oooh, I like him!

Sansûkh: I love him.

Endurance: Oh. Oh no. He is my type.

Yours Faithfully: *whimpers pitifully oh my gods WHY*

@determamfidd

*gasps softly*

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*falls over, grinning like a loon*

THANK YOU SO SO MUUUUCH ❤