me: -thinks about Dís meeting the future child of the Stonehelm and Bomfrîs- :’)
brain: hey, remember how Dís said she hadn’t been feeling hungry in chapter 39?
me: wait-
brain: remember how she lost her mother and grandmother and home to a dragon?
me: please-
brain: and how she lost her husband, brother, father and grandfather in one day?
me: …
brain: and then lost both her sons and her brother and didn’t know their fate for months?
me, softly: please.
brain: hey, i have an idea! let’s imagine what’ll happen when she finally passes and goes to the Halls 😀
me: 😥

Has Gimizh ever stolen any of Dain’s clothes? Or Dis’?

I don’t think he’d steal from Dain’s – not for lack of trying… it’s only that Dain’s apartments were guarded. He’s the King. 

It was probably a thing, a final test for elite guards like jeri. Keep Gimizh out of the King’s Apartments, and you’ve leapt the last hurdle. 🙂

(he has absolutely NOT stolen Dis’. At all. NOPE. He’ll go steal Mizim’s instead – she’s a lot less terrifying.)

Get To Know Me meme

Tagged by the awesome @elenothar and superb @squidspawn. Thanks, you fabulous people!

Name/Nickname: Dets
Gender: of the Lady persuasion
Height: 1.53m
Hogwarts House: PUFF
Favorite Color: Blue
Time: 05:35pm
Last thing I googled: idk probably something to do with EQ in Audacity
A fictional character I would like as a sibling: uhhhh, Faramir. 🙂
When I made this blog: About three years ago ish!
How many blogs I follow: 409
Number of followers: 3282
Do I get asks regularly: yeah, fairly frequently. I’m not always the most punctual of people at answering tho *wince* I really do try!
Aesthetic(s): books, blankets, bunny slippers, dressing gowns, cats, red and white coffee mugs, striped bedspreads, blue dresses and black stockings, military jackets, wide-brimmed hats, big clompy black boots

tag 10 followers you want to get to know better (in no particular order): If you see this and wanna give it a go, tell me about yourself!!

determamfidd:

the sansukh art page has officially grown too big – and the links are now borking.

ALL of them.

*deep breath*

IT IS DONE 

DOBBY IS FREEE

both the Sansukh masterpost AND the links on the top of my blog now link to brand spanking new google docs! 

*blows raspberry at tumblr* 

I’ve added outlines to make them more easily navigable. If anyone has any suggestions to make them more manageable, I’d be glad to hear it 🙂

…17 pages of artwork links at size 11 font… 17 pages, 17 pages of links… 17 PAGES 

*silent scream of amazement*

! AND ! 9

PAGES OF FICTION LINKS!!! 9 ! NINE!

*faint*

Tbh with ‘that doesn’t rhyme’ I imagined Thorin knitting

ridersofbrohon:

kailthia:

jilydeathmonth:

determamfidd:

?? Is this a reference I should be getting, my memory is as full of holes as fishnet stockings, please help the dumb old lady out?

Eek I was just imagining him sassing Gimli while sitting in a old chair and knitting like an old sassy grandpa

Sassy Grandpa Thorin then ruining the moment by being all “shit I dropped a stitch” and scrambling to fix it.

@jilydeathmonth I’m so glad we envisioned the same thing tbh

OH MY GOD YES

“kids these days. when i was your age I was a master blacksmith, settling the Blue Mountains and rhyming it up like Lin Manuel Miranda…”

Laerophen and his small posse of curious dwarflings. He’s very patient, and more than a little freaked out about being (even nominally) in charge of the smols.

‘who in the hell thought it was a good idea to leave me in charge, i have no idea what i am dooooooing, dear Elbereth they are STICKY urgh, Legolas was never sticky, perhaps if i sit very still and don’t make any sudden movements maybe then they’ll amuse themselves, oh god is one eating my hair…?’