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I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

  1. I don’t believe in these things
  2. But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
  3. But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
  4. Roger is cute.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

oh what the hell…lol.

this is important

soyonscruels:

It wasn’t a decision that he was making, he knew. It was happening far below the areas of the brain that made decisions. It was something built in. There was no universe, anywhere, where a Sam Vimes would give in on this, because if he did then he wouldn’t be Sam Vimes any more.

&

He wanted to go home. He wanted it so much that he trembled at the thought. But if the price of that was selling good men to the night, if the price was filling those graves, if the price was not fighting with every trick he knew… then it was too high.

&

Quis custodiet ipsos custodies? Your grace.’

‘I know that one,’ said Vimes. Who watches the watchmen?  Me, Mr Pessimal.’

‘Ah, but who watches you, your grace?’ said the inspector, with a brief smile.

‘I do that too. All the time,’ said Vimes.

&

When people are trying to kill you, it means you’re doing something right.  It was a rule Sam had lived by.

&

‘Ramkins have never run away from anything’ Sybil declared.

‘Vimeses have run like hell all the time,’ said Vimes, too diplomatic to mention the aforesaid ancestors who came home in pieces. ‘That means you fight where you want to fight.’

&

‘Taking a force there now could have far-reaching consequences, Vimes!’

‘Good! You told me to drag them into the light! As far as they’re concerned, I am far-reaching consequences!’

sam ‘no, you move’ vimes

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Scenes from Sansûkh

at Dragoncon!  We had an absolutely incredible time wearing these and shooting together, and we were very lucky to have @richandstrangephotography​ as our photographer!  The response we got from people thrilled to see a troop of bearded and beautiful dwarf women walking around was amazing, even though we weren’t characters they knew. ❤

(Captions are on each photo if you click on them!  Individual shots to come later.)

Gimris- Me (Avallone Cosplay)
Baris- @the-dragongirl
Bani- @houkakyou​ (Houkakyou Cosplay and Photography)
Mizim is @flukeoffate​  (Flukeoffate Cosplay)
Bomfris is @jedi-goldberry-with-the-force​ (Riverdaughter Designs)
Dis is @balinisballin

Photos by @richandstrangephotography (Rich and Strange Photography)
Sansûkh

belongs to the incomparable @determamfidd

I’M SCREAMING

OH MY GODDDD

THEY’RE PERFECT, YOU’RE PERFECT

YOU INCREDIBLE PEOPLE, YOU INCREDIBLE DWARVES

An Evening in Middle-Earth

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Shared on Weta Workshop’s Facebook page!!!

Hey Aussie friends! Keen to meet a star of The Hobbit & support a fantastic cause while you’re at it? Come along to An Evening in Middle-Earth. Proceeds go to children’s charity The Pyjama Foundation!

OH WOW SO THIS IS IN BRISBANE, JUST UP THE ROAD FROM ME? IT BEGINS AT 5:30, SO NOT TOO LATE… I MIGHT BE ABLE TO ATTEND???

@morvidra, @bubbysbub – WANNA??

Dets – I’m up for it if you wanna go!

SHIT YES @morvidra LET’S DO ITTTT

An Evening in Middle-Earth

Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring. Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself.

Daniell Koepke  (via theremina)

Seebs, is a hotdog a sandwich? I mean its got the elements of one, having a core (the dog) with optional additions, covered by bread of some kind, so…?

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See, this kind of thing is what I love about an open askbox with no specific topic requirements, because this fascinates me. I tend to think no, but part of that is because hot dog buns are typically jointed, so they’re more like one foldy piece of bread than two, but… I don’t know. They don’t feel sandwich-like to me, I guess.

Counterpoint: heroes are on jointed bread and they’re definitely sandwiches.

hot dog is not sammich because it is *a thing* in breads instead of *stuff* in breads.

Bullshit. Is a peanut butter sandwich not a sandwich if you don’t put anything else on?

peanut butter is stuff though?  like, *a* hot dog is one self contained thing that comes in a pre-determined size, but peanut butter is a continuous mass.  you put A hot dog in a bun, you put SOME peanut butter on bread.

but if you put a single slice of ham on bread, it’s still a ham sandwich. CHECKMATE ATHEISTS.

A HAM SLICE IS STUFF BECAUSE IT’S FLAT. 

A HOTDOG IS A THING BECAUSE IT’S ROUND. 

if you put a tomato between bread, that would not be a sandwich, that would be fucked up. you have to slice the tomato and put a slice in. then it’s a sandwich. 

so if you slice the hotdog and put it back in the bun it’s a sandwich?

edit: the atlantic says it’s not a sandwich but their reasoning does not seem sound to me http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/11/its-not-a-sandwich/414352/

the bun would make the hotdog round again, so no. but if you sliced the hotdog and put it between flatter bread then yes. 

behold: an inarguable hotdog sandwich

ohhhhh? then WHAT IS THIS

*touchdown dance*

that’s clearly a fucking sandwich, smartass. it’s got sliced components and is horizontal. i’m talking about if you took a hot dog, sliced it in half, and put both slices back in the bun, it would not magically be a sandwich because the slices would move back into approximately cylindrical hotdog configuration. this like how if you take a slice of sandwich bread and put it around a whole hotdog, it becomes a hotdog bun and the hotdog is still not a sandwich.  

on a tangent, no matter how sliced and sandwichy the components, if they were put in a taco shell, they would stop being sandwichy and just be a (gross) taco. 

WHAT IF YOU PUT FLAT THINGS BETWEEN TWO FLAT TORTILLAS WHAT WOULD THAT BE A SANDWICH OR A QUESADILLA OR A FAIL TACO OR

THIS IS EXCITING

THIS IS SCIENCE

THIS IS EXCITING.
Everyone pretty much agrees that a sandwich is edible stuff between two breads.  Our cultural definition is coherent so far.
littlepinkbeast further requires that the edible contents be stuff-y, rather than thing-y.
roach’s definition posits that thing-like stuff is round, and stuff-ish stuff is flat.
jumpingjacktrash and aetherbox raise the point that sometimes the type of bread surrounding the contents ALSO changes the name/definition of the sandwich: fr’ex, taco, pita, quesadilla (which must contain cheese, but what if it is IMPROPER CHEESE, like blue or cottage?), or naan or sub or gyro.

And I ask:  How sweet can it be before it is no longer considered a sandwich? Because I have had WAFFLE SANDWICHES that were absolutely sandwiches, but once you add nutella and whipped cream to the bananas, they shade into tiramisu territory and become a dessert.

Also, I’m pretty sure that nothing wrapped in a crepe is a sandwich, but does this also apply to other thin wraps like tortillas?  Must it be leavened breadstuff to count as a sandwich?

and what about when the outsidey bits aren’t breadstuff? what about peanut butter between two slices of apple, is that a sandwich? my brain says no but my heart says yes.

a hot dog is obviously a taco. this thread is bananas

this is all so completely illegal

@shanlad SHANNON HELP ME

I would honestly posit we need to look at “sandwich” as at minimum a genus and at maximum probably a phylum. We could call “sandwich” a family and then move that “sausage roll” is the genus and that hot dog is a species of sausage roll, a genus that would also include things like brats, sausage and peppers, and other sausage sandwiches specifically served on sausage rolls. Which means that the family of sandwich can also include a genus for flat sausage sandwiches like knoblewurst or bologna, both of which are technically sausages in construction but are served on sliced bread, which are then not to be confused with the genus “hero” which would be any sliced item sandwich on a hinged roll with included species being “cheesesteaks” and “grinders”.

But if I asked for a hot dog sandwich, I would receive a sliced hot dog, grilled between two slices of bread, not an in tact jot dog on a bun

And as a native Philadelphian I van say that although I do not identify hoagies and cheese steaks as sandwiches, I have heard the language “cheese steak sandwich”

That being said is a pita filled with stuff a sandwich?

See I don’t think anyone would ever order a “hot dog sandwich”. So maybe sandwich is not a family but more of an order? They phylum then would be street food, class “handheld”, order “sandwich”, which then gives was to various suborders. So all street foods that can be handheld and lets say served in a carbohydrate shell is of the order of sandwich, when then can fracture into suborders of things like: sausage rolls (hot dogs, brats, sausage and peppers, etc), heroes/hoagies (cheesesteaks, grinders, etc), pockets (pita/shawarma not gyro, arepas, pupusas, bun style bao, etc), and folded (handheld tortilla sandwiches like tacos/quesadillas/burritos, gyros, and open style bao, etc).

Idk but I do think biological nomenclature is the way to dig into the question.

Welp, im hungry now

battle-pig-in-costumes anon from before. imagine Dain trying to create an Iron Hills Project Runway, where the models are all his lovely piggie lasses. Thorin Stonehelm is forced into a judge role. When they get to Erebor, Dain enlists Dori to be the Tim Gunn. Piggy fashion shows. None of the dwarves quite understand why they find it so entertaining, and don’t understand why – dang, that pig look good in that outfit where can I buy one in my size?

OH MY GODDDDDD

THAT IS BRILLIANT.

Piggy fashion. Yes. AWESOME ❤

edgelord™: the worst way to end something is “everyone is happy in the end!” like how boring can you be???
me, with my crippling mental health cocktail, clinging desperately to the idea that survivors can find happiness someday and aren’t forever plagued by their problems: …….okay