mandalorian-slut:

artemis-the-changeling:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

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gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

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it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

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it was only a sith, it was only a sith

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now she woke from her sleep

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and i’m catching a cab

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but my lead’s up in smoke

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and she’s taking a stand

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now mace windu is dead

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im becoming a sith

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and a hood’s on my head

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but she’s clutching her neck, now

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he takes off his dress, now

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“we were bros”

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i just got cooked, it’s killing me

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i can’t feel my toes…

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JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

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killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

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but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

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TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

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‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

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@letitrainathousandflames if I had to see this, so do You

D E L E T E   T H I S

I just finished Sansûkh and IT’S PERFECT. I HAVE LAUGHED, CRYED, I HAVE BEEN REDUCED TO A BUMBLING MESS BY THE ABSOLUTE AWESOMENESS OF YOUR STORY. IT’S PERFECT. I LOVE IT. 100% WOULD RECOMMEND. AMAZING. I AM SPEECHLESS AND ALL THE COMPLIMENTS I WISHED TO DROWN YOU IN HAVE LEFT MY MIND TO LEAVE ONLY JOY BROUGHT TO ME BY YOUR PERFECT STORY. SORRY I CAN’T LEAVE A BETTER COMMENT BUT I AM A DISASTER OF HUMAN BEING EASILY OVER EXCITED. I JUST WANT TO THANK YOU, A STORY SO GOOD IT’S HARD TO FIND

ME @ YOU

THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH, NONNIE! I AM OVER THE MOON THAT YOU ENJOYED IT SO!

krakenpocalypse:

raggedjackscarlet:

thatfreecracker:

disneyjail:

kristoffbjorgman:

redhester:

fuck this misogynistic bullshit!

calling women “crazy” because they don’t do as they are told/what you expect them to do is pure woman-hatred.

news flash! women are PEOPLE. with their own unique personalities and will.

fuck kermit and his sorry green ass.

men ain’t shit.

no matter the species.

i can’t tell if this is serious or not

miss piggy was physically, emotionally, sexually and verbally abusive towards him for decades

are people really trying to shift all the blame onto kermit for finally breaking up with her

also they’re fucking fictional puppets in a probably-temporary breakup manufactured to stir up interest in the new series, none of this is actually real

I think you mean “Dee Derscerse”

TEDEE IN DEE DERSCERSE

A TUMBLR HINGA DURGEN MISSU PIGGY IN DE BREEKIP WIT DE KERMIE

BORK BORK BORK

I’m rlly hyped for the next few chapters of sansukh bc I know eventually were gonna get that sweet sweet kiliel reunion (also bagginshield like fuck yeah) Anyway I hope u have a nice day ty for your time

yes indeedy, all those reunions are most def happening! Thank you Nonnie *hugs*

(i guess that some people are still confused as to how I am gonna sort that bagginshield reunion, BUT IT IS HAPPENING. In fact, all the pieces have now been laid in place!)

I once read that Dame Judi Dench embroiders cushions with curse words and ‘fuck offs’ and the such on set. I mention this for this reason: I know that in the Halls ever Dwarf is back to their prime, and I know Hrera would never, actually, embroider curse words. But in my mind, Judi Dench is Hrera mostly because of that. Picture Dame Judi Dench dressed as she was in Pride and Prejudice dutifully embroidering cushions with ‘FUCK OFF YOU PEASANT’ or something of the sort. Hrera.

omg

Honestly, I can see Hrera embroidering something perfectly genteel and appropriate… on the outside. Nobody would see anything else, really. 

(however, if anyone ever went to the effort of unpicking all of those neat, tight stitches, in exactly the right order, the words ‘GO SIT ON A PICKAXE YOU LITTLE TURD’ might somehow emerge from the patterns and colours…)

stabbing a cushion several hundred-thousand times sounds like a good way to burn off your initial aggro :)))

I’ve just decided that exams season is a great time to reread Sansûkh because of reasons and I want to thank you. It is probably the best fic I’ve ever read and it always manages to makes me laugh (and suffer and suffer and suffer). Also I did not realize in my first go how much I love Baris so that’s time well spend. My musician genius lesbian daughter deserve to be remembered. And I had forgoten that Dain managed to take a pig to the afterlife which is inexcusable, Im ashamed of myself.

Same anon that just send you a thank you for Sansûkh and talked about Baris and Dain. I forgot to say thanks for implying OT3 with Sam, Frodo and Rosie and Frerin, Faramir and Eowyn, the last one I would have never imagined but I love it. Like anyone in the Leverage fandom I’m completely sold on OT3 and there are not enough people who understand that Sam’s devotion to Frodo doesn’t compete with Rosie. Why do you need a love triangle when Rosie, Sam and Frodo can take care all of each other?


slhdfgljahga NONNIE ❤ Thank you, lovely!

I am a fan of OT3s, yessir! And I am so SO SOOOO glad you love Baris, she is my delightful shy clever gay daughter and I love her so so much, it utterly makes my day when ppl take her to their hearts too! 

Dain’s never-the-same afterlife pigs are my favourite unexplained mystery, tbh. I cannot explain them, and I dont honestly want to either. I like that it’s a big ???? – how they are a sweet ole sow one second or a lil piglet the next, or a giant hairy boar the day after that. They are inexplicable… the inexplicable pigs!