Flower shop AU

nixhil:

koscheiis:

shenko:

demisexualmerrill:

Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day, slaps 20 bucks on the counter and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

Omfg

MY TIME HAS COME

so you’d need a bouquet of geraniums (stupidity), foxglove (insincerity), meadowsweet (uselessness), yellow carnations (you have disappointed me), and orange lilies (hatred). it would be quite striking! and full of loathing.

im no Florist but I thought I’d try my hand at such a beautiful gift of absolute loathing

Someone: So what is your biggest fear?
Me: Peter Jackson is allowed to make a movie adaptation of the Silmarillion. All the characters are white dudes. There are 45 parts and still all the relevant plot is left out. Lúthien is turned into Action Girl who will need saving during the climax. Mîm is only there for comic relief. Feanor is shown 0.2 seconds during the prologue. Everybody who is not in the Lay of Leithian or the Narn gets erased. Somehow, Legolas is there.

To the Nonny who’s not a fan of Bagginshield; nor am I AND LOOK WHO’S PLAYING GIMLI IN THE PODFIC. I had a while of being *actively annoyed* by Bagginshield, and honestly in most cases, I still don’t get it. The characterisations and motivations don’t work for me, and besides which, I tend to headcanon Bilbo as being hella aro-ace. EXCEPT IN SANSUKH, whose Bagginshield content has made me weep and laugh and whoop for vindicated joy when they communicated, when their relationship developed (cont)

Their characters are truer in Sansukh than nearly anywhere else I’ve read them, and their flaws are the things that make them sing together– Bilbo’s snappish, stubborn, secretive persnicketiness and Thorin’s tendency to hold onto things forever even to his own detriment. And it’s built so well that I *want* that for them, and I believe it. The relationship *makes sense* for who the characters are and who they grow to be. (cont)

Which is not to say that you would find it the same, but my two cents as someone who went into the fic from a position of RAWR BAGGINSHIELD GOD IT’S EVERYWHERE UGH WHY. Dets has worked some magic in a lot of ways, but this iteration of Thorin and Bilbo and their relationship is definitely a big one.

oh my GOD 

Cully, my star, Cully of the Golden Tonsils…! people will think I’m paying you!!

Thank you forever and ever and ever. *hugs, blubbering a little bit*

I just wanted to respond to the anon who didn’t know what to do, since they aren’t a bagginshield shipper? I’m personally not usually a fan of the ship, and I just wanted to tell them that this fic was absolutely worth it. It all developed so naturally and organically, I found myself shipping it (at least in the sansukh!verse) I still don’t actively search it out, but within the fic, I love it! (Ik this sounds weird, but I think it all has to do with Dets characterizations which are incredible!)

*blushes bright as the everlovin SUN* oh my gosh, Nonnie! oh my gosh

Toska

uweyvi:

“No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases it may be the desire for somebody of something specific, nostalgia, love-sickness. At the lowest level it grades into ennui, boredom.”

Vladimir Nabokov


The jostling of the wagon lulled Muil into a drowsy state. She had not slept in sometime. A few days? A few weeks? She did not know. She was still paranoid about the newcomers that she had stumbled onto. Even in the… was it a month, that had past she still did not exactly trust them. But, Meluiwen trusted them short after they spent the night with them and had declared them ‘Fwends’ shortly after once she overheard them talking about their home and getting rid of the darkness. (Muluiwen didn’t go into detail as she ‘pwomised-ed’ and Muil respected that).

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awww Muil 😥 

Laindawar, omg welp, you TRIED, kiddo. though you have the sensitivity and finesse of a shovel 

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