Here’s the little platypus that’s taking the internet by storm! She’s so playful and loves to be tickled. Don’t worry–only the males have venomous spurs.
predictions for the next mcu phase: valkyrie will cry drunk on a kitchen floor at least once because she wants to hang out with bruce and the hulk at the same time
Valkyrie, her mighty unbeatable arms wrapped around the hulk whom she has pulled forcibly into her lap: I shouldn’t have gotten drunk!! I can’t protect him!!!
Bruce, who is no longer the Hulk and also naked and covered in debris: what. what happened
I was delighted to have my second comic published on The Nib yesterday! The script for this one is by Josh Trujillo, and the art is me. You can read my other Nib comic here. You can find more of my work on instagram, patreon and my website.
yeah, just hot and tired and lacking in energy. I’m now 8 months pregnant, and urgh SUMMER IN AUSTRALIA. *suffers a sweltery humid death* Sorry for being a flake. Up-front, I don’t expect I will be any more reliable until after this bub has arrived, tbh. I am hermit-ising like whoa.
Also, if I can be frank, with my emotional (read: hormonal, GAHHHH) walls this thin and volatile, tumblr is just not a great place to be, honestly. There is so much outrage-porn and anger and the like, and I can’t handle it all the way I normally would. I can barely handle the news at the moment, even.
I am a bit of a wuss rn. Again, sorry. *sheepish look*
Thorin: -broods in the corner with a glass of whiskey -gives everyone the stink eye -secretly loves this P!nk song but would never say so
Fili: -dances like your dad at a barbeque -has cheetos dust in his beard -might, actually will, hurt himself or someone else
Kili: -was way too drunk before the party even began -drinking a margarita made of melted jolly ranchers, ice, and way too much vodka -dances like a frat bro without the sleaze
Dwalin: -hides out in the corner with Thorin and a flask he brought from home -must rein in the Durin Bros when they get to rowdy -hates his life
Bofur: -the DJ with the way too random music -falls down the stairs as a party trick -wears a red cup as a hat
Bombur: -becomes Balin’s nemesis after devouring all the hors d’oeuvres -broke the trampoline which was explicitly off-limits -master of beer pong
Bifur: -retreats to the bathroom -leaves early -was he even there?
Dori: -staying sober with Balin -trying to clean up the ever growing mess -hass 911 on standby
Nori: -may have stolen all the silverware…and the plastic forks too -invited those guys no one knows and who are freaking everyone out -makes everyone figure out the “password” to get in
Ori: -can’t handle his liquor -is the partygoer who will inevitably be hurt by Fili -brought a colouring book because he misinterpreted the invitation
Oin: -will fight someone or a whole bunch of someones -judges you by your drink -passes out in the backyard
Gloin: -won’t stop fixing things around the house -yet still drinking without pause -made friends with dog
Oh, man, who doesn’t love some really good lore? Thanks for the suggestion, @voxmyriad!
It looks like @determamfidd’s crowning achievement is a WIP Bagginshield and Gimli/Legolas fic called Sansûkh, currently weighing in at over half a million words. There’s even a separate masterpost on her Tumblr with extras and goodies for the fic! She’s also got a classic (E-rated) Marvel Science Boyfriends fic called Irreconcilable Differences that’s over 130k. Those are some serious writing chops!
omfg MYRIAD ❤ thank you, beautiful!
Have a thiiiiing
*gasping*
oh WOW @the-anchorless-moon!!! This is so beautiful! I love her dress, how sparkly she is, and what a GORGEOUS BEARD SHE HAS, that central pearl droplet is such a lovely design and I can so easily see those side-loops being popular…! And what heart-stopping eyes she hasm, lakhsdlamhdlahd this is so beautiful!
I have to say, I am not sure who it is (bc I am a nong) – but I think it is Baris Crystaltongue! She totally looks like she’d be singing ❤
Aw Yiss 