every time u call an anon nonnie, I can’t help but hear “nani” (何) japanese for “what”. so basically everytime you get and respon to anon ask you seem very confused to me. random observation but i had a bit to drink sooo i’m sorry if i bothered you have a nice day thank you for writing the best hobbit fic there ever was and ever will be

so basically everytime you get and respon to anon ask you seem very confused to me  

Not far wrong, tbh! I am always bemusedly happy to answer a thing, if I can! Just very grateful that people think my ramblings are worth the time and effort 🙂

Ahhh, you haven’t bothered me in the slightest – have a fantastic time! *hugs* And laksjdgljshdfagd thank you, thank you so so very much! You are TREMENDOUSLY generous!

So Dis has lots of bad days on the many birthdays and death-days of her many relatives. Does she prefer to be alone on these times, or do her family and friends come in to distract her? (Dain totally would come and tell stories with her – with beer). Dwalin and Balin might come and sit with her for a while, enjoying some pipes.

Oh yes, Nonnie, she would have company. Though Dis often believes herself to be alone, she is by no means forgotten. 

Dori is always an unobtrusive presence, pouring tea and shifting the plate of biscuits closer to her hand. He knows, far better than most, how she feels. 

(She does something similar for him, on certain days.)

Dwalin plies her with far too much to drink, and they laugh and complain long into the night. He ends up snoring on her hearth, and she falls asleep in her grandmother’s armchair, and they both have terrible heads in the morning… but it’s worth it.

Dain brings beer and stories, definitely. He hums quietly under his breath, to make the place less empty. He’s quieter than usual, on those days… but now and then he brings something new, discovered in the moldering archives or in the tunnels. A letter written by her father. Her mother’s harp (desperately needing re-stringing). Her grandfather’s favourite worry-stone, the runes nearly worn smooth. The record of Frerin’s birth, and the list of songs and ceremonies that greeted his presentation.

That always hurts. But it’s a welcome hurt, and a dear one. She will cry when he brings her these things… but then he often does too, and that’s why. That’s why.

Balin doesn’t need to say a damn word. Balin can just look at her with those old, knowing eyes, and she can feel it sizzle in the air between them.

Mizim and Gloin invite her to their rooms, full of arguing and fondness and love. There, Dis will knead dough for the next day’s bread and bicker with Gloin, as Mizim fires off the occasional random snarky comment, and Gimli and Gimris squabble like Dwarflings of twenty. Then when the meal is ready, Gloin will clear his throat and raise a toast to the departed, and Dis will not answer, only hold her glass high. 

Later, Gimli will rest his head upon her knee, and she will comb out his hair with slow, soft motions. Her fingers linger in that mass of blood red, soft and thick, as coarse as Fili’s ever was. Not Kili’s, though. Kili’s was smoother. 

(She knows he doesn’t care to have his hair fussed with. She knows that not even his mother is permitted this.)

I was re-reading Yours, Faithfully (again, for the umpteenth time, it is so good, you deserve all the kudos for it) and. Well. Gloin gleefully and mockingly throwing a “funeral” for Dwalin’s hair once he has finally gone bald. Balin gives a speech. Would almost be moving, if Gloin and Dis could stop snickering so loudly throughout the entire thing. Dwalin threatens to kill them all afterwards, until they get him drunk on Hobbit ale.

lkjfh;ashdfgaljshdfgsjhasldkfjhasldhfa oh god, THANK you. I am sorta proud of that work, actually, it’s in my top 3 favourites of everything I’ve ever written. *wibbles* so happy that you like it and that you find it worth re-reading!

AHHHHH A FUNERAL FOR DWALIN’S HAIR BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh, poor Dwalin. And there’s Thorin and Gloin and Oin, looking like overgrown yaks, all laughing at him. I’d be drinking too, Dwalin! 

Some of the dwarves aren’t the greatest cooks and give their family recipe to Bombur who, on one side doesn’t want to make them bc /family recipe/ but still makes them

Awwwwww. 

“Oh, it tastes just as I remember! Thank you, Bombur!”

*ducking head* “Welcome.”

“You’re welcome to keep the recipe, if you’d like. For doing us such a great favour.”

“Oh no, couldn’t possibly! That’s your family’s history, that is! I wouldn’t presume, Mahal forbid.“

“But then… how were you able to re-create it so perfectly?”

“Tried not to look too long at the book? Also, Bofur’s been pouring ale into me since sundown.”

poesiariptide:

So @determamfidd​ and her hilariously adorable portrayal of Galion in Sansukh did the unthinkable- finally inspired me, after over a
year, to write a fanfic drabble. *GASP* *dramatic drumroll*

So, my plot bunny- After
Galion’s first encounter with Dorwinion wine, Legolas and Tauriel have to half
drag, half carry him home. 

Dedicated to all who love Dets and her work! 

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BAAAAHAHAHAHA oh gosh, this is hilarious – I am feeling for Tauriel rn, surrounded by these goobs ❤ His FIRST encounter with dorwinion – goodness knows, it isn’t his last :DDD

Beautifully written and absolutely hilarious. This is awesome! ashdgfjashfd aaaah thank you SO SO SO much!

Happy Australia Day, my peeps.

bubbysbub:

As a devoted Strayan, I’ve done my best to eat as much damper, lamingtons, and buttery vegemite toast (*tips a slice in salute to @determamfidd for her wonderful defense of the power of the rose in every cheek*) as I have been able to fit in the belly this morning. Washed down with good tea in a tin cup (I have not pulled nan’s old billy out.TEMPTING. But I didn’t do it). 

Lamb and snags off the barbie, and pav with nana and passionfruit for dinner tonight, folks.

*smooshes all the Aussie and non-Aussie peeps*

Nice! We just went swimming down at the foreshore, and had a barbie on the beach. V Strayan! I may even have a glass of Chardie or Cab Sav later 🙂

*hugs @bubbysbub back* 

Merilin and Selga become cute marrieds and at some point have adorable babies. Laerophen is awkward but 100% wanting Merilin to be happy and have a good life. Thranduil is incensed. Legolas is all like !!!!

they would be ADORABLE marrieds, aaahhhhh – that’s so sweet, Nonnie!

Thranduil, by that stage, might actually be inured to the whole thing. “Fine, whatever, go marry a mortal, all of you go and marry mortals, see if I care.” *chugs wine*