Alris has found so many people passed out in her living room after going drinking with Bofur. It got much worse after Erebor was reclaimed. It wasn’t just Bofur’s mining/pub buddies, but the famous, the wealthy, the enormously talented. The crowning event – when Bofur brought Dain and Bard home at three in the morning after a long drinking sesh after a meeting. She found out about this when toddler Alfur told her that he had tripped on the nice tusky fellow and had thrown up on the stretchy man

PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA

(but where did they get a traffic cone)

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I’m going to post my auditions for the podfic just because. This is the one that folks seem to like the  most.

Hey dets! You’re writing is the bomb-diggity, it always either brightens my day or drowns me in feels. I was wondering – are there any gender-fluid characters in sansukh? would dwarves be accepting of genderfluid people?

Hey Nonnie! I am so glad you’re enjoying it, thank you so much!

There is at this stage one genderfluid character in Sansukh: Bombur and Alris’ child Bomfur. They also answer to Bomfa. Bomf is a silversmith, and a very good one. They are married to a goldsmith, Zerin.

Bomf is something of a quiet achiever amongst their huge and noisy and generally rather famous clan. They habitually speak rather softly, and are very close to their young brother Bibur (who is apprenticing under their husband, Zerin). 

Bomf is well-known for their incredible wealth of hair. Bomf has the brown hair of their mother, Alris, but in the bushy abundance that is all Bombur’s legacy. Bomf also has a very remarkable singing voice, though it is not the stellar polished brilliance of his eldest sister Baris. 

They like to part their beard in the middle on some days and braid it in different styles upon each side, each indicating a different gender. This gives them an asymmetrical appearance, which they rather enjoy.

Upon some days they wear the braids that indicate that this is a Bomfa day, and others to show that today they prefer to be Bomfur. 

Check out the list of Bombur’s mighty clan here!