you know, i’ve read that all the cutiepie marsupials here are 100% poison-free, but I’m not sure I believe it, because naaaah surely not
😉
kookies are soft and cute and kickass and incorrigible thieves who laugh at you at sparrowfart in the morning, 100/10 perfect Australian birb
THE MARSUPIALS DON’T NEED POISON, DETS, HALF OF THEM HAVE POINTY ENDS AND THE OTHER HALF ARE FUCKING JACKED
WAIT OKAY WAIT i must have a marsupial moment
okay fine yeah OKAY, so the big ones are totally jacked and can Fuck You Up, koala claws have a terrifyingly strong grip even though it sleeps 18 hours a day, and running into a wombat can flip your car over bc they are a keg on legs..
…but the smol ones!!! The smol ones are competing for “Most Insanely and Impossibly Cute and Adorable-Looking Animal EVER’ – and all of them are winning
Marsupial mice! Wambengers! Aussie possums!
Quokkas! Bandicoots!
Numbats! Bilbys! Bettongs! QUOLLS!
looking at those lil fluffs of perfection, you could begin to think their evolutionary strategy was to weaponise cuteness
Aw Yiss 