Hi dets! What are your favorite gems and metals? How would you hope to be adorned as a dwarf?

I love white gold and sapphires. 

Seriously. I love them. Mr Dets bought me a white-gold ring w diamonds and a sapphire for our engagement. 

He said it was to match my eyes. He is a giant goober ❤

So, were I a dwarf, I would still love blue gems I suppose. White gold, or silver in my braids. I would hope to be a musician in Middle Earth as well, and so I would have to keep my hair and beard braided out of the way of my bow and chinrest (I play violin), and probably get my lip pierced like Baris Crystaltongue, to show that I am a singer. Maybe have a particular bead that shows I am a teacher 🙂

Hrera is totally the grandma who has a pocketful of sweets for her grandchildren (and any other kids who get close to her). She also keeps a bunch of three bites or less foods around her and Thror’s apartments and work areas – which can only be eaten upon continued good behavior. Kili once managed to not stick his foot in his mouth for an entire day to keep eating Hrera’s spike cookies.

Awwwwww ❤ That’s adorable. 

BRIBE ALL THE GREAT-GRANDKIDS YUS.

So i know dwarves are very secretive about khuzdul and all, but how would they feel about teaching it to a non-dwarf spouse? (As in, would it be frowned up for Thorin to teach Bilbo or for Gimli to teach Legolas -ignoring the elven factor?)

Gimli would teach Legolas anyway, and cheerfully toss all the disapproving and the scornful into the trash. And laugh heartily at Legolas’ absolutely AWFUL accent and his inadvertent vocab gaffes (”Ah, no lad – you just said “I hope you have a nice bowel movement”. “Ai, I only meant to wish him a good day!” “Well, perhaps a nice bowel movement means a good day for him, you never know. With a sour face like that, in fact, it seems quite likely.” “Meleth nin, you are not helping me here.” )

I expect Bilbo would be INCREDIBLY eager to learn. He loves languages, after all. He probably wouldn’t push to learn, bc cultural taboo, but I bet he’d store all those little commonly said words away where he can pore over them later. LANGUAGES, OH MY. (To his chagrin, he later discovers that most of them are curse-words. Well, the language most people swear in is their mother-tongue, and Thorin did stub his bare toe…)

Culturally, yeah – I think that society would be a bit divided on the issue. Some would consider it only right and proper that a non-Dwarven spouse learn their native tongue. Others would be horrified that an outsider was being coached in their secrets. I don’t think it would be a monolithic disapproval though: Dwarves like an argument, they wouldn’t all uniformly agree.

How did Hrera react when Thrain first introduced her to Fris? And then when the grandkids were born?

Hrera was rather cool. She isn’t a Dragonish or shrewish MIL, but she is rather intimidating.

Over time, however, she began to realise: Fris is clever. VERY clever. And sensible, and compassionate. Fris is, in fact, the perfect counterbalance to her sometimes-impulsive, brave, passionate son. She began to approve heartily of Fris, and even to love her (though for years Fris had no idea, and wondered sometimes if Hrera liked her at all).

Fris didn’t understand why her family goggled at her when Hrera gave her a set of silver clasps for her nameday, made by the Queen’s own hand… and then proceeded to braid them into Fris’ fine, wheat-blond hair. That’s Hrera’s preferred show of soft affection, after all. At the time, Fris had no idea, and sat quietly and slightly nervous as Hrera bound her hair and beard with silver and sapphires.

Hrera adores her grandchildren. ADORES THEM. She was a very doting grandmother. She was absolutely astonished that Fris was able to have three kids within so few years – three children would be quite a large family by Dwarven standards Bombur is an outlier and should not have been counted 😉. And with each little baby she fell deeper in love with being a grandmother. Thorin and Dis were both very like the Durin side of the family – they held grudges, they were headstrong and stubborn, with dark looks and reserved expressions that concealed an absolute whirlwind of passionate emotion. But Frerin was more like Fris in spirit – and more like the warm, generous, demonstrative Broadbeams she remembered from her youth.

If Thorin (from chapter 35 of Sansukh) were to be sent back in time to reclaim Erebor from Smaug how would he react to having all of his work undone? Would he be happy for the chance to redeem himself or angry and scared at having to do everything again? What would be some of the biggest changes he would make on the quest?

*stares at message in something approaching fear*

That’s a whole fic, right there.

Chaptered and everything. 

Sorry, Nonnie – that answer requires at least 25K!!!