Hey, do you know if the Sansukh orchestra is still a thing?

not so much, I don’t think! It was a Thing, but now it’s not. I’m up for playing violin if anyone else would like to crack open their instrument case and have a bash?

The Choir is still most definitely a Thing, though! @notanightlight is our fab musical director for the podfic, and she’s the person to contact if you’re into playing/singing stuff for Sansukh!

(also omfg that made my heart kerflop and kerthud, just writing that – EEEE!)

Today I got distracted several times while busy wondering if Mirkwood Elves eat giant spiders as big game and if so, what Gimli’s reaction would be if he attended a dinner party of Thranduil’s without being warned first.

lmaoooooo

Makes me think: Do dwarves eat glow-worms or bats or other cave-dwelling creatures? And how Legolas might react to that?

I suspect the reaction might be similar in the case of both parties, tbh. The idea is EWWWW. But upon trying it, they discover that each race has (through thousands of years of trial and error) discovered JUST HOW TO MAKE THIS SHIT TASTY. 

Your Loch Lomond anon from a few days ago reminded me that I am 100% sure that the story “Goldilocks and the Three Bears” originated as a story about something that happened to Glorfindel once, though I never did figure out the particulars.

OH 

MY GOD

OHMYGOD

I can’t think, please, just bear with me here

I have been wracking my brain about how to write a ficlet about Glorfindel and 3 bears (NOT THAT SORT OF BEAR, STOP THAT), but i can’t think of anything, I’d write it with my bear hands if I could think up a decent premise

and naturally i’d have to incorporate ‘exit pursued by a bear’ bc maximum lols

as many bear puns as possible, why the hell not

because bears and goldilocks glorfindel

sorry, pls don’t get grizzly at me

it can bearly be imagined

it’s so impawsible

i can’t bear it

You had a post a little while back on the idea of Georgian-dancing-as-Dwarvish-dancing and how awesome it would be if they did it with ceremonial weapons? Such a thing does actually exist! :) Can’t send a link in the ask, but if you look up the “Parikaoba” dance on youtube, there’s some fabulousness to be had.

AHHHHHHHHH

YES

Please watch, if you like dancing and/or Dwarven dance ideas, bc OH MY GOD

HERE’S ONE THAT MADE MY HEART STOP

So, if Legolas were to get piercings and tattoos, what do you think he would get? Something with meaning? piercings that signify his occupation? Memorial tattoos? Something that he just thinks looks pretty? What would his family’s reactions be? WHAT WOULD GIMLI’S REACTION BE????? Omfg and I can totally see Gimli holding Legolas’s hand when he gets pierced/tattooed for the first time…

OOOH hmmm hmm hmm hmmmmm

OKAY SO USING SOME OF MY PIERCING/TATTS IDEAS FOR DWARVES:

Legolas is of age, obvs, so if he liked the idea and wanted to go ahead, Gimli could design him some tattoos for his shoulders/arms, like he has. Curling leaves, ivy or vines maybe, as he is an Elf.

And yes, the first few times he squeezes Gimli’s hand so tightly, his fingers go blue at the tips. When he finally lets go Gimli has pins-and-needles and has to shake his hand for a solid two minutes before he has any feeling back!

Legolas is a warrior, and so Gimli would be all YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A PIERCING THROUGH YOUR NIP. (considering the great fascination he has with Gimli’s pierced nipples, I think Legolas might. um. Really like this idea.)

This hurts a bit to think of, but he might walk up to his beloved one day with a small sketch in his hands. “What’s this?” Gimli would take it, and study the little picture: a bow, lined all along its curve in stars. “It’s lovely.”

“It’s a mourning mark,” Legolas would mumble. “For a friend.”

And Gimli would know – how could he not know, when he wears its match upon his own shoulder? And he’d nod his head. “I’d be honoured to set it on you,” he’d say, gently.

Then there’s the pair of Elk horns, the tree, the crossed bow, axe and longsword, the stylised running horse, and the Gull. Each of these were Legolas’ choice, for his own personal meaning. There’s a many-pronged star, too, bright as rubies, bright as the dawn. It rests over his heart, surmounted by a crown of cirth runes.

(That one is important.)

Perhaps he likes the feel of Gimli’s heavy ear-cuffs against his teeth, and wishes for something similar for himself. Gimli throws himself single-mindedly into the project, and comes back with the most beautiful thing EVER, mithril and gold, the perfect blend of Dwarven mastery and Elven art. I’m imagining something like this:

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(btw, this can be found for sale here. Also, look up ‘leaf ear cuffs’ on google image search if you wish to drool with covetous lust over pretty, pretty jewellery. *controls self with a massive effort*)

Previous pierced-Legolas responses may be found here and here! And yup, possible *ahem* piercings are discussed.

I suspect Aglarond may be inundated with demands for new jewellery, once Legolas’ people get an eyeful of what he’s sporting these days! Like, SWAMPED with orders, all jewellers on the go all the time.

hmm, I don’t know if many of the remaining Sindar or Galadhrim would venture into tattooing… but I get the feeling that the Silvan folk would LOVE the notion, and get tremendously artistic about it. I can see the same swirling beautiful patterns they use on their armour, winding over their forearms and calves.

(Legolas totally gets this done too. He will Not Be Outdone.)

Thranduil has joined Aragorn in the land of the Unshockable and Unflappable. They sit upon thrones of Utter Doneness and let it all wash over them 🙂

Laerophen would be *GASPWHAT* but but OW and also, it DOESN’T COME OFF, WHAT

Laindawar would say nothing. That’s because he’s already picked out the designs he wants, SWORDS CROSSED ON HIS BACK FUCK YEAH.

I just read _Hearts Will as Hearts Must_. Lovely!!!!!! The reunion of Legolas with adult Gimli was very very similar to my imagination for how you might have Gimizh and Laerophen eventually recognize the change in their relationship, if they do become attracted. :-) It made me wibble all over. ^_^ I was also amused by having imagined you writing something so close so a situation you later actually wrote! *giggles* Thank you for posting this lovely story.

Awwww, you’re so welcome, Nonnie! I’m thrilled you enjoyed it! 

(LMAO, oh my gosh, brain-sync or what!)