That face you make when Gimli & Legolas be testing your patience
Tag: aragorn the third wheel
@determamfidd here’s Aragorn after the long awaited gigolas kiss
This scene made me act almost identically to Aragorn lol
AHHHHH DARLING STRIDERPANTS, it is okay, it is over now (lol not it isn’t, it’s about to get worse hahahaha)
THIS IS AWESOME – I love his expression SO MUCH – just so much weariness and relief! THANK THE VALAR, I can finally FINALLY FINALLY stop pretending i don’t know what these two honourable DORKS are thinking, finally I can sleep without suffocating in an atmosphere made of 90% longing and 10% idiocy
you’ve got his body language down SO PERFECTLY –
he is so so Done, his new title will be King of Gondor Arnor and DONE
i can practically hear the thud as his head hits the mast! And the flop of his arms, the sag of his back, lmao – such a brilliant choice of pose, and I ADORE YOUR SHADING, ahhh! This is so awesome, thank you forever and ever and ever!!
figuring out where to go next is DIFFICULT when you’re split three ways.
i cant stop doodling the three hunters aka Aragorn and his annoying pet gremlins
Honestly if the fellowship had cellphones the #1 change would be Aragorn constantly complaining on the phone with arwen in the two towers like “they’re flirting again. Yes again. Literally I don’t even want to tell u what I walked in on yesterday but it involved gimli cleaning his axe in an inappropriate manner. And the worst bit is they still pretend like they hate each other my god. I’m gonna lose it I swear” while arwen is like “mhmm that’s nice dear”
Aragorn-the-king is so done with Gigolas antics. He’s like, Guys. Please stop playing footsie under the table at my firstborn’s fifth birthday dinner. The kids love it, but still. Also, he wants Gimli to stop teasing Eomer wit the little Eomer-doll he had sent from Erebor. A teacup does not make an adequate helmet.
LMAAAAO oh dear!
(I suspect Aragorn develops a gigolas-related Spidey-sense by that stage. His head will sometimes just snap up, his eyes wide and alert, seemingly for no reason.
“What is it?” Arwen will ask, worried.
“They’re at it again,” Aragorn will say, in tones of doom.)
Honestly if the fellowship had cellphones the #1 change would be Aragorn constantly complaining on the phone with arwen in the two towers like “they’re flirting again. Yes again. Literally I don’t even want to tell u what I walked in on yesterday but it involved gimli cleaning his axe in an inappropriate manner. And the worst bit is they still pretend like they hate each other my god. I’m gonna lose it I swear” while arwen is like “mhmm that’s nice dear”
Crack theory: Aragorn the Third Wheel who has different reactions to different Gigolas events. He eventually can gauge the type/seriousness of what’s happening this way by the magic of third wheel spidey senses. So like, his foot tingles and his neck is itchy … so they argued over interracial stuff and are now doing sexytimes.
Poor innocent bureaucrat: If I can bring your attention to – My Lord? Why are you constantly scratching at your nose?
Aragorn: …not again, I thought they’d learned their lesson about public exhibitionism when that horse decided to try eating their hair. Just please tell me we have a blanket and a bucket of water on hand.
Poor innocent bureaucrat: …and your eye is twitching.
Aragorn: Oh, that always happens, it’s not of any significance.
We all know Aragorn walked in on Gimli and Leggy at some point and he’s been trying to forget abut it ever since,but no amount of beer will ever erase the memory of your best friends in a naked passionate embrace.On his death bed his last thoughts will be of Gimli’s naked hairy arse and Legolas’ o-face.
this post killed me, i have died laughing and am now blogging from the afterlife
Aw Yiss 