Tag: aragorn the third wheel

in so mean stories the star crossed lovers have to keep their relationship secret BUT GIMLI AND LEGGY DON’T EVEN FUCKING TRY THEY JUST MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE I’D GO SO FAR AS TO SAY THEY PURPOSEFULLY MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE JUST TO RUB IT IN THEIR FACES THAT THEY ARE IN LOVE, THEY WON’T STOP UNTIL EVERYONE ON MIDDLE EARTH KNOWS THEY ARE IN LOVE AND HAS SEEN THEM MAKING OUT

HAHAHAHAHA

I mean, don’t get me wrong I LOVE a good ‘secret relationship’ story 

BUT YEAh smooches happen NOW and always, bc they were so sure, so sure, that they wouldn’t survive, and time is so short, there is never enough time, not enough hours in a single day to tell each other how much they are loved

and Aragorn is by this stage completely desensitised and totally

blasé, and when people turn to him in shock and incredulity he is all: ‘count yourself lucky, this is nothing. Oh, the things these eyes have seen, the things these ears have heard…’ 

Ahhhhhh i just wanted to let you know that i binge-read all of sansukh in less than a week and it absolutely killed my productivity and now im super behind on everything but it was sooooo great I love your ocs and all the super intense Tolkien lore and how you portray all the dwarves and Aragorn suffering because he has stupid companions who just need to fricking say something already and anyway i loved it so much im going to die thanks for writing it

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I am so happy you’re enjoying it, thank you so so so much! And *fans self* eeee, you liked all my original Dwarves and people, eeee…!

SORRY ABOUT THE PRODUCTIVITY – SORRY SORRY SORRY

But how long is the kissing competition gonna continue??? Is Aragorn gonna get back from the houses of healing and find them STILL at it and be 300% more done? (tbh Aragorn being DONE WITH UR SHIT gives me life)

Rest of Gimli’s life probably – OH LOOK I FOUND SOME MORE PAIN

Aragorn is going to eternally headdesk into his happy-ever-after. He needs to add yet ANOTHER title, to be honest: Aragorn, Elessar, Estel of the Dunedain, the Elfstone, Envinyatar the Renewer, Thorongil, Strider, Wingfoot of the House of Telcontar and the line of Isildur Elendil’s Son, Third Wheel and Fed-Up with Elves and Dwarves, Thank You Very Much.

(this is tshirt anon) LOVE IT. im just imagining aragorn’s face when one of them gives him the tshirt at a christmas party and get hella turnt afterwards, since he (of course) is the designated driver. (gimli’s “i’m with stupid” shirt is amazing tho like at family gatherings he counts how many times he can make the arrow point towards thranduil without him noticing, while gloin tries his hardest not to burst out laughing)

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gremlinloquacious:

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replied to your post “I’ve got ridiculous cramp – someone give me some doodle prompts whilst…”

i’m mostly likely interpretting the cramps incorrectly, but legolas pulling some ballerina/ninja shit and gimli having to stretch his leg out for him.

Strategically cut from this image is Legolas making groaning noises and asking Gimli to push harder. Also if its hard to tell because my doodle is so shitty that is Legolas’s leg. Leggles leggle. 

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About that headcanon a while ago about the Durin Line being cuddlers – Gimli has totally inherited it. Specifically, he always ends up hugging whomever is asleep closest to him and doesn’t let go. Gandalf is the only one of the Fellowship who didn’t wake up at least once with a Dwarf snoring in his ear at least once before they even reached Moria, with various reactions about it

That… is so cute. Seriously.

Pippin: loves it. So much. Snuggling is nice, what? Also, the Dwarf seems to be twice as warm as any hobbit, so he’s never chilly when Gimli decides to use him for a cuddle-toy.

Merry: a wriggler. Gimli ends up wrapping thick arms around him just to get him to stay still. 

Boromir: bemused. At first, he thought it was just the normal sleep-back-to-back thing he has done on countless operations… and then Gimli goes the cuddle. It’s not… bad. He hasn’t really been hugged like that since Faramir was young.

Frodo: …huh. So that’s what Bilbo was on about. 

Sam: What a racket! Could give the Gaffer a run for his money in the snoring department – and that’s after a bellyful of his home brew, too! 

Legolas: ewwwwwwwwww he smells nice though EWWWWWW he smells like woodsmoke and earth and leather and honest sweat and EWWWWWWWW he has such thick arms EW EW EW EW EW and no I am not shifting uncomfortably shut up Aragorn

Aragorn: *headdesking all the way to Gondor*