Tag: aragorn the third wheel

dets 1) finally legolas and gimli kissed my god i have been waiting for that since before gimli was even freaking born in this story and 2) you killed me with aragorn in this chapter oh my god he was so done with them poor suffering aragorn third wheeling is my favorite thing

LOLOLOL, awww Nonnie!

1) IT ONLY TOOK 360K TO GET TO A KISS jeez i have really made you guys wait, when I say “glacial build” apparently i really mean AT THE PACE OF CONTINENTAL DRIFT sorry bout that! So glad that it lived up to your hopes!

2)

(Always, always internally screaming)

i was thinking about how gigolas smut (boinkaboink, hehehe) would fit into sansukh and then i died laughing because they would totally be the types to wait until absolutely everything was finished and there were no loose ends and then be like “are we done? yeah? good. because we’re gonna go to our room now. and stay there. for uh a while. possibly days. … we’ll be having sex, btw.” and Aragon would be like “YES I KNOW PLEASE LEAVE”

BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait. Okay. Wait. 1) Arwen may or may not know how to metalwork. 2) HOBBITSHOBBITSHOBBITSHOBBITS 3) Aragorn is so completely over Gigolas. He’s not even impressed anymore. 4) I cried during the scene with DĂ­s and Thorin III. And 5) Mahal MADE DAIN A MITHRIL PEG-LEG. Dets, you wonderful amazing author you. May your beard grow ever long!

jkdfhlajsgflasjdhfaljshfdaksdajshfd THANK YOU SO MUCH

(i may or may not really love the idea of Elves ALSO being craftspeople – bc Noldor etc etc. There’s a reason their swords are so kickass! now if only Elves and Dwarves could bond over their nerdy nerdy crafty abilities… *coughnarvicough*)

Aragorn is pretty damn over it for a guy whose OTP just got together hahaha