“dead furless smelly infected bodies” Good luck on this

notanightlight:

Warning: blood, gore, death, implied torture, this is from an orc’s perspective. This ficlet is horror. If that is going to trigger you than DO NOT READ IT!

Gnalbag cringed back into waking, the insipid sunlight filtering down into his yellowed eyes. Sticky black blood plastered loose dirt to the side of his head and he could feel the weight of another body pinning his legs down. He hissed and spat as he struggled to pull himself out from under the heavy corpse, cursing every form of life he knew of.

Dagor Dagorath lived up to its name. It truly was the battle of all battles, and the time for orcs to rise. Gnalbag believed the war would already be over, if it wasn’t for the unexpected charge of those mangey rock grubbers.

The thrice damned stringy elf Warriors were struggling against the might of the Dark Lord’s armies after a year of bloodshed, so close to caving that Gnalbag could practically see the battlefields littered with heaps of their dead, furless, smelly, infected bodies! And then doors opened in the mountainside and bellowing, thick-skulled dwarves poured out.

Gnalbag cursed at the mangled stump that used to be his left leg and the wound in his side still oozing tar black blood and bile. Where was his pike? He was going to drive it through the mouth of the next dwarf he saw and carry their head on it until it rotted off!

He spotted the jagged head of his pike and began scrambling over to if when a thick, steel-toed boot stepped down on it, pressing it into the sludge of dirt and blood.

“I don’t think you’ll be needing that,” said a deep voice.

Gnalbag growled and spat a black curse at the pompous dwarf.

“Do not get comfortable with victory. This is the last you’ll know it!” he ranted. “Our dark master will grind you into the stones you came from and the ground will be stained as red as your beard!”

The dwarf snorted at him dismissively, calling out that he found a live one while leaning casually on his axe, as if to emphasize how little of a threat Gnalbag was to him. Gnalbag wished he had a knife to drive into its belly. Then he noticed the nine figures engraved on the dwarf’s chest plate.

“I know who you are,” Gnalbag said, feeling unholy glee build up inside him. “You’re the dwarf from the nine!”

Other dwarves were starting to draw near.

“You’re the one who was sticking the elf!” he cackled, spraying flecks of black blood and spit.

“I would watch your tongue, orc, or I will remove it for you,” the dwarf growled.

Gnalbag only laughed louder.

“Still looking for your elvish whore?” he continued. The dwarf didn’t answer, but Gnalbag had seen the way his eyes swept over the battlefield. He bared his teeth in a crooked grin.

“How do you know you didn’t already meet him out there?”

“What are you implying?” the dwarf spat.

“Gimli, don’t listen to a thing like that,” another dwarf tried to reason, but Gnalbag knew he had the red dwarf’s attention now.

“You might have greeted him with your axe,” Gnalbag carried on, “after all, our Master needed thousands of orcs for his armies for his armies.”

Gnalbag relished the simmering mass of emotion practically radiating from the dwarf’s skin.

“Do you know how orcs are made, dwarf?” he taunted with a falsely sweet voice, “I’ll give you a hint.”

Gnalbag lifted a finger to his own torn, but still pointed ear, nearly bursting with manic glee.

“I used to be an elf once!” Gnalbag crowed.

The last thing he ever knew was the exact taste of Dwarvish steel as the axe shattered his face.

End.

(Thanks for the prompt. You didn’t think I’d go there, did you?)

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culumacilinte:

dain-mothafocka:

culumacilinte:

You all probably know already, but hey there, I’m Gimli in the epic podfic project of determamfidd’s Sansukh.

Echoing the lovely dain-mothafocka’s words (and oh my god I just listened to her audition for Thorin and it was SO AMAZING WASN’T IT), I am so thrilled and honoured to have been cast as GImli, as I know he’s a character lots of people have lots and lots of feels about, myself included! I hope I can do him justice, and I look forward to working with all the other members of the cast, and everyone who’ll be waiting with bated ears just to listen!

So here, for anyone who cares to listen, is my audition for him.

“I had to know. I would have asked Legolas himself, but he has avoided me ever since the feast. I asked Aragorn, and the last clue fell into place. So. Now I know. I wish I did not. My love will cost Legolas his life. He does not need to be tied to me, nor to mortality. He is not bound by the one love of a Dwarf: he can find another, and they will be happy under his adored trees for all the Ages hereafter. I would not drag him into the dark after me… . I can remove the choice altogether. Legolas will live… . My lord Thorin, you have my every loyalty but in this I will not be commanded, not even by you. If Mahal himself came and told me to bind Legolas to me, I would refuse! I will be his, aye, til the end of my days. But he cannot be mine. I will join you one day in the stately cold wait of death, my body returning to the stone. That is my fate, and the fate of all the Khazâd. I will not – I cannot – cast Legolas’ life away so easily, not when all the Ages of the Sun are his birthright. Not for my own selfish happiness.” (Chapter 30)

Oh my star.

You will destroy me ok.

Assuredly we will destroy each other. We’ll just have to manage somehow.

jeza-red:

determamfidd:

jeza-red reblogged your post anonymous asked:If it already exi… and added:

you say it doesn’t….¬_______¬well, at least about 1/3 of it…

WHAT WHAT WHAT

*_* 

well….before I got swallowed by that behemoth of Dis feels that is Heartless I was kinda maybe probably writing a small (hahahahaha because that always works) bit about Frerin alive/dead and how he copes with it…

Just to have a full trilogy of tragedy because why not, pain is my friend…

*trembles in your general direction* OH MY GOSH JEZA