Tag: avengers

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alexielthegreat:

@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…

Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.

Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.

Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) 

Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. 

Thor: It’s what a god would do. 

Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.

Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.

THESE. Great.

#James: just wear the fucking condom

(Alternate:)

Been a fan of your blog for a while. I noticed that you don’t really do marvel stuff (posts or stories) anymore. Did something happen, because I miss the Bruce Banner love, especially since he is probably the least cherished out of everyone. You been keeping up with Marvel News?

Hey there, Nonnie! I still am a giant fan of my big green fluffy angry baby, believe you me. Bruce needs all the loving and appreciation – and as he is STILL my Avengers fandom LBD, I am not picky about who is doing the appreciating! I am still reading the odd fic here and there. But I am a bit cool after AoU, tbh. I felt it didn’t characterise anybody properly, and so I have been sort of distant while I wait for everyone to turn back into the characters I love. 

Also – and I hesitate to write this – there has been an awful lot of bashing going on in the Avengers fandom lately, which has made me pull back (like, to the other side of the moon). I mean, there’s a reason I wrote an ot6 lovefest, I love all these brave and broken twerps. I don’t enjoy seeing any of them reduced, simplified and demonised. IDK, I am small and soft and easily squished.

Looking forward to Civil War and Ragnarok, though! 

Hi Dets!! Glad you’re back! :D I just finished Irreconcilable Differences and holy moly I need moar Bruce/Tony in my live ;-; I tried to search on AO3 and tumblr but I couldn’t find more slowburn long fics of those two dorks D: if you don’t mind and if you have some time to spare, could you do some fic rec? Thank you thank you!! Btw, can’t wait for chapter 40!! <3333 Love ya!!

Oh, thank you so very very much, Nonnie! I am thrilled you liked it 😀

Okay, well… here are some of my very fave Science Boyfriends fics. I return to these over and over. Some are unfinished (*sob*) but are still completely worth your time. I’ve marked those ones.

This list is by no means all of them, just the ones that first sprang to mind.

so here’s to drinks in the dark at the end of my rope by sleeponrooftops (Explicit)

Feelings Under Seriously Intense Observation and Negotiation (series) by thebratqueen (Explicit)

Take a Chance, Take a Chance by Perpetual Motion (perpetfic) (Explicit, Dr Pepperony)

What We Pretend To Be by ifitwasribald (Explicit)

Myogenic Contractions of the Cardiac Cycle by ElvenSorceress (Explicit, unfinished)

No Force in the Universe Can Stop Me by notbeloved07 (Teen)

Alliterative Domiciles (series) by  Vera (Vera_DragonMuse) (Mature, Dr Pepperony)

More Than Was Lost by enigmaticblue (Explicit) [note: I LOVE THIS FIC, OH MY GOD, IT IS SO CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED]

A Marriage of Convenience by enigmaticblue (Explicit)

[okay, ANYTHING by enigmaticblue, yeah. Honourable mentions go to The Things We Carry With Us ,

The World You Want

 and Fun and Games]

Pygmalion Avenged (series) by  CharityLambkin (Explicit)

i’ll reject your reality and go home to my own (but not without fixing a few things first) by Zekkass (Teen)

Pendulum by ChevySK, Zphal (Mature, unfinished)

Distance Into Miles by circ_bamboo (Explicit, Dr Pepperony)

Okay, I hope that helps you out, Nonnie! Happy reading!

fanficovers:

Irreconcilable Differences by Determamfidd

Summary: Bruce has been searching for a cure again, but Tony doesn’t think the green guy is a disease. Abruptly, he’s given everything he’s ever wanted, and… well, it seems it’s all more complicated than that.

FEATURING:

Hulk – Amateur Psychology Hour with Tony Stark – Clint as a troll – more Hulk – Bruce as an angry introspective mess – Hulk again – Steve as Team Dad – Nick Fury as Nick Fury – Hulk smash! – Tony as a caped crusader for Hulk Rights – Rules, Rules, Rules – Natasha as the boss of everything – the Experimental Method (by T. Hulk) – Thor as the God of Thunder and Frustration – Tony as the king of the oblivious idiots – Stealth Sass Master Banner ……and a lot of figuring out who you really are.

And Hulk.

what a wondrous thing to return to!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH, ahhhh I can’t thank you enough! This is awesome, I absolutely LOVE IT! Thank you thank you thank you so sos osoooo much!!!

The First Lines Meme thingy

I got tagged by the wonderful, generous, kind, phenomenally talented and delightful @notanightlight! I adore you, lovely.

I have to give first lines of 10 of my fics. Okie doke! I do get a little over-enthusiastic at times, and so you get an opening paragraph instead 🙂 Links after each quote!

1. 

“What’s this?”

(Irreconcilable Differences, Explicit, 133K, Avengers, Science Boyfriends)

2. 

When Legolas returned to Eryn Lasgalen, he was much changed. His father embraced him gladly, and then pulled back to study his face. His eyes were deeper, and filled with the joy and sorrow and yearning of the Eldar who have walked too closely to mortality.

(From One Age to Another, Gen, 12K, LOTR, Gigolas)

3. "What are you doing? That logo – Tony, that looks like…“

"Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no uncomfortable truths that make you stay up at night tossing and turning in your star-spangled onesie, Cap.”

(Red Against White, Mature, 8K, Avengers, Science Boyfriends)

4. 

The first month is the hardest one.

(Twelve Months and Fifty Years, Gen, 3K, The Hobbit)

5. 

The first time Gimli sets eyes upon the Elf, he is less than impressed. He looks exactly like the rest of them: tall, pale and inscrutable. Not a whisker on his chin nor a line on his face. He is blank, a white unwritten canvas, with no distinguishing features or marks upon him to denote a personality at all.

(Some Other Beginning’s End, 5K, Mature, LOTR, Gigolas)

6. 

So strange. And. Yeah, Bruce can’t quite get his head around it yet. Something actually affected the Hulk, scared him, scared him so badly he hid inside, so deep and dark inside their head that Bruce can hardly feel his usual presence. God, the strangeness of it all. He’d almost become used to being invulnerable, invincible.

(They Know, 9.5K, Explicit, Avengers, Multi-pairings)

7. The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.

All that once was is lost, and I alone still live to remember it.

(The Long Road, Teen, 6K, LOTR, Gigolas)

8. 

The water was going to be cold.

(Snowmelt, 8.8K, Explicit, LOTR, Gigolas)

9. 

To Dáin son of Náin, heir of the Lordship of the Iron Hills, from his cousin Thorin son of Thráin, Prince of Erebor, greetings.

(Yours Faithfully, 10.5K, Gen, The Hobbit)

Aaaaand last of all, a sneak-peek of the opening of the next chapter of the behemoth itself…

10. Ori stared at the massive sheet of parchment. It was covered
in crossings-out, and small notes were scattered all through the margins in an
assortment of different hands. He could just make out the blocky script of Thrór, the cramped chicken-scratch
that was Óin, and Frís’ graceful loops. All in all, it was an unrecognisable, unreadable
mess. A hot, sinking feeling began somewhere in his belly.

(Sansukh – Chapter 40, second draft, 405K, Teen, LOTR/The Hobbit, Gigolas, Bagginshield, etc.)

I tag… uh, I am not sure who has and has not done this thing? Anyway, I will tag a few people, but anyone can do it if you would like to! @avelera, @linddzz, @bead-bead, @yubiwamonogatari, @scarletjedi, @baggvinshield, @fishfingersandscarves, @bubbysbub, @culumacilinte, @diemarysues and @alkjira!

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bluandorange:

all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.

Aggressively Progressive Steve Rogers is so what I’m  here for.

STeve would unleash and be all “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WHOOPING COUGH SUCKS?! DO YOU?! DO YOU REALLY?! ARE YOU FUCKIN’ STUPID?! BUCKY, TELL THEM HOW I BROKE TWO RIBS! TELL THEM!”

Omg, new headcanon, Beleaguered Bucky Barnes being grabbed by the shoulders and practically lifted into camera view by Steve shouting about how Bucky needs to confirm some terrible illness because no one else is alive form that time to corroborate any of Steve’s claims.  Bucky shyly telling the reporters that yes, Steve did indeed have that thing adn yeah it is dangerous and Steve jumping back into frame like “I told you!  I TOLD YOU IT SUCKED SHUT UP JENNY MCCARTHY!”

“AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! POLIO!”

“Steve you never had fucking polio-”

“YEA BUT IT STILL SUCKED! KNOW WHAT STOPPED IT?! VACCINES!”

“Oh my God, Steve.”

“I DIDN’T EVNENKNOW WHAT THAT SHOT WOULD DO TO ME BUT I TOOK IT!”

“Steve, that’s… That’s not really a good argument.”

“I DON’T CARE FOX NEWS NEEDS TO STOP USING MY IMAGE!”

“Steve, doll, calm down.”

“I VOTED FOR OBAMA!”

I love everything about this post

And all the while Sam is just laughing his fucking ass off and Bucky is wondering if he could just go take another nap for a few years.

Okay but imagine the savvy pediatrician who shyly sends Steve a message at Avengers Tower. She loves his message. Loves it. Wants to know if she can give her vaccinated kids a sticker of the shield because she wants other parents to subtly get the message, and of course what kid doesn’t love Cap? She’s no graphic artist, but she got a picture of the shield off the Internet …

… two weeks later, a box arrives at her office. It’s an order of shield stickers, very clearly actually produced by a graphic artist. Some of them sparkle, some are metallic, and some of them say “Protecting my friends by protecting me!” for the older kids who can appreciate the idiocy of the anti-vax movement.

There’s also a hand-written note with Pepper’s personal address at Avengers Tower listed on it: Contact us when you need more. No charge. Keep fighting the good fight.

They end up going on sale after the pediatrician’s colleagues see them and want to pass them out. Steve insists that any profit they might make should go to the March of Dimes. Tony and Pepper barely talk about it before they go “do you know how little it costs to produce stickers, Steve?” and decide to donate the entire sales cost. They’re not expensive to sell, either, but it adds up.

Vaccination rate goes up. Being an anti-vaxxer stops being trendy and starts being seen as living in the dark ages.

Steve Rogers, everyone.

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My stack of Hulk comics is steadily growing, and reading The End gave me a desperate need to draw Bruce with friend/s.

Seriously, comic-verse is one big heart-wrenching clusterfuck. Movie-verse Bruce has it pretty bad, but at least Tony Stark has never shot him into space.