Custard’s People – estel_of_the_eyrie – The Hobbit – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

estel-of-the-eyrie:

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Hobbit – All Media Types
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Thrain/Fris, Hrera/Thror, Implied: Thorin/Bilbo
Characters: Thráin, Thrór, Fris, Hrera, Fíli, Kíli, Thorin, Thorin Oakenshield, Custard the Cat
Additional Tags: Kitty Love, OMG CUSTARD IS JUST ADORABLE, Based on my own cat’s attitude
Series: Part 1 of Sansukh
Summary:

Following Frerin finding a cat smelling of custard, the Halls of Mahal have never been filled with so much kitty love. (From Sansukh)

Based on my own cat Fluffy’s adventures, and contains many, /many/ headcanons from Queen Dets herself.

OH WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH ESTEL! This is adorable! I especially love Custard sitting on Hrera’s chair, lol – oh dear!!! That is one brave kitty!

Custard’s People – estel_of_the_eyrie – The Hobbit – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

OK, so if the Company are going through their family quarters are reclaimed, Balin and Dwalin go to their house and Dwalin finds an old baby toy – a little battle ram – that was obvi Balin’s. He shows it to Balin, who makes a grab for it. Balin ends up chasing Dwalin halfway through the Mountain, screeching at Dwalin to return “Mr Headbutt.” It’s hilarious. Smaller versions of Mr Headbutt end up in Bofur’s toy shop, and are a fan favorite, especially the ones with a Balin rider.

MR HEADBUTT

I LOVE IT

SO SO MUCH

AHHHHHHH