poplitealqueen:

Dáin Ironfoot and Azog having a big final battle or something, and Azog does a sucker punch type thing where he swings for Dáin’s knees with a mace or a scimitar or, you know, whatever.

But all you hear is a THUNK. Then Dáin goes, “You weren’t the only one that lost a limb there, Orc.”

And then he suplexes Azog off of Ravenhill, because Dáin Ironfoot is badass.