thanks poe jesus christ
Tag: baaahahahahaha!
“If you talk, you’re gonna get shot-”
“DOOOOOOOM”
“Is that thunder why the fuck does this keep happening”
He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen, ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighTING FRENCH MEME
LARGE BAGUETTE
IM TAKING THIS COURSE BY THE GRAINS MAKING BREAD TASTE BETTER WITH WHOLE GRAIN
LARGE BAGUETTE!
AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP UNTIL THE TOAST IS POPPING UP WITH CRISPY CRUMB REMAINS – IM!
LARGE BAGUETTE!
WATCH MY SAUTEEING I’M GLAZING I’M GRATING IM-
LARGE BAGUETTE
I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE CRUMBS
LARGE BAGUETTE
I COME BACK WITH MORE BUNS… AND CHIPS AND SO THE SALAD SLIPS
we rendezvous with croissant dough, consolidate their chips
we can bake this bread at yorktown, top it off with seeds but, for this to succeed, there’s something else we need
SMALL HAM MAN
Balin and Dwalin
Sons of Fundone
Gigolas Week Day 2, Outsider POV: Visiting
Hours later, Gloin was still grousing about the letter from Gimli.
“Bringing that elf, of all people,” he said. “What will we feed him? And he’s probably too tall to reach the table!”
“Well,” said Tamlan, “if a chair is too tall, we could just stick him on a footstool.”
Her tone was mild, but Gloin turned and saw her impish grin. “My treasure,” he said, finally smiling himself. “Our boy is coming home.”
Legolas’ “This is fine” face is the best thing I’ve ever seen. More of this, please!
#LAKETOWNFUNKYOUUP
(do I win the internet yet)
Bard’s been spending too much time with Thranduil
Aw Yiss 