real talk now, how amazing do you think dwarven plumbing and drainage has to be to cope with ALL THAT HAIR EVERYWHERE seriously in the basins on the floor on every cloth surface in every room but especially the washrooms omg

This would certainly explain why Hobbit plumbing simply could not cope.

the plugholes would have to have the finest and most amazing grommet/grates imaginable. Can you imagine the epic shower hair-catchers they’d have to install?! I bet there’s a whole line in drain-unblockers and fancy plungers. Good grief.