Tag: bagginshield.

Five Ships Meme

I was tagged by @fae-of-the-rose to do a thingy!

1. Gigolas. 

Baby’s first OTP. Shipped it for (quite literally) decades – before I even knew what shipping was. I’ll probably keep on shipping it long after I am dead. The ship that sails itself to Valinor.

2. Jedistormpilot

A new one, but omfg I love these goobers. Any iteration, any configuration. AroAce!Rey in a QP relationship with Finn and Poe is my favourite though. 

3. Bagginshield

The epic sad one… everyone needs one, yeah? *cries salt tears* I love em. It’s not fair. I love em. Damn it, canon.

4. Science Boyfriends

So, I am a Bruce Banner tragic, lbr here. And I adore Bruce shipped with. Er. Everybody. Because Bruce needs ALL THE LOVE AND CUDDLES. But I am particularly fond of this ship, because Tony ALSO needs a hug, and Bruce is an especially huggable fluffy science man. 

5. Vimes/Lady Sybil Ramkin

GODDAMN IT I ADORE THEM: they’re so real and alive, they’re a wonderful portrayal of how people grow comfortable together, the little foibles that both irritate and amaze

(both of them snore and neither will admit it)

, how true support is not about codependency, but is about helping the other person be strong. They’re so amazing. I love them forever and amen.

courtugger:

’…and they find a little piece of hope-a little of home in each other. And. Well. I like that.’

OKAY DETS FOR REAL HOW DID YOU NAIL DOWN MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PAET OF BAGGINSHIELD, APPLY IT TO GIGOLAS, AND TEAR MY HEART OUT OF MY FREAKING CHEST ALL AT ONCE.

EVIL GENIUS I SAY.

*flappy hands* alksgfjalshdgfjas thank you Tugger! *blush*

somebody stop me

darthstitch:

So the delightfully EVIL @determamfidd‘s latest Sansukh chapter has let loose a PLOT BUNNY UPON MY HEAD.

What if Gimli was the SAME AGE as Kili and thus was allowed to go on the Quest for Erebor?

So basically, Thorin would be, “No, Gandalf, we’re already fourteen, we don’t need a lucky number.”

And Gandalf is like:  “NOPE.  YOU NEED A HOBBIT.  TRUST ME ON THIS.  YOU. NEED. A. HOBBIT.”

So while we have Tauriel and Kili making googly eyes at each other, I am imagining Gimli and Legolas and SNARK AND SASS AND NOPE WE DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER WHAT IS THIS GIGOLAS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT OH THE HORROR ELF AND DWARF COOTIES AAAAAARGH TAURIEL STOP LAUGHING KILI YOU ARE NOT HELPING.

Also:  Bagginshield. 

V. Important:  NOBODY. FRICKIN’. DIES.  (except for the Bad Guys)

HELP MEEEEEEEE

*waggles eyebrows* DOOOOO EEEET

STITCH, DOOO EEEET 

xxpinkberrycitrusxx:

nyarlathotwink:

thinking about gigolas

remembering that gimli is going to die but legolas is immortal

He doesn’t die, though, because he’s in Valinor with Legolas 😀

*leaves this here*

*and this*

*and this*

*and this too*

*whispers* They were called the Undying Lands because they were populated by (mostly) immortals, i.e. Maiar and Elves. Not because nobody dies there. If that were the case, lots of strife in the Ages of the Trees/Lamps etc would have been avoided (well hello there, Finwë…)

Um. Sorry.

*disappears in a cloud of tears, like the proverbial Fairy Godmother of Angst*