dat mithril (under)shirt

Gandalf: Thorin once gave Bilbo a shirt of mithril rings
Gimli: oh that was a kin-
Gimli: *that was a KINKY GIFT A VERY KINKY GIFT I MEAN I HEARD FROM ADAD WHAT EXACTLY WAS THORIN AND MASTER BAGGINS’ RELATIONSHIP BUT TO GIVE A SHIRT, AN UNDERSHIRT AT THAT EVEN IF IT’S MITHRIL, BEFORE MARRIAGE I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE WAS THINKING*
Gimli: -gly gift!

ok but Gimli and Legolas having to get Thorin’s permission to marry (cuz he’s head of the Durin family and all), and Thorin just stares at them all impassive until finally he’s like “Legolas, does your father know?” “uh, no, we haven’t spoken to him yet–” “cAN I TELL HIM?!” Bilbo: thorin no

hjghkjdhgjkdgkjnbkjdbkjnsk:

oHMYOGGJJD thorin: THORIN YES thranduil would never be able to live that down and would ignore leggy for a bit after but thrandy is the first one to cry at their wedding and not even thorin gives him crap for that and hands him a hankerchief uwu