It’s gotten to the point where I find myself using Sansukh as a scale for other fics, even in other fandoms. Either lenght (94000 words!…. that’s not even a third of Sansukh), emotional rollercoaster (as in, will I need a hug after this ) and the words “slow burn” (ha, fics with 10 chapters to the smut scene, look at 30 chapters to a hand kiss. Plus the other OTP is half dead! You know nothing of my pain you tiny fic!)

MY LEGACY YESSSS

Thank you, Nonnie, this made me grin 😀

330K to a HAND KISS BWAAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHA *thud*

No, but imagine Bilbo taking toddler Frodo to grocery shopping and Frodo goes get icecream from isle while uncle is picking vegetables, but he can’t reach, but then this random passer-by helps him reach it and Frodo asks (loudly) if the man wants to marry his uncle (because uncle is lonely (also icecream)).

tosquinha:

Oh yeaaash!

Frodo is the biggest shipper, even Gandalf comes a close second. He just wants his gay uncle to be happy (and get a new gay uncle) (and more icecream) (which in his mind is the same).

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tosquinha:

masterbeutlin:

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masterbeutlin:

tosquinha:

masterbeutlin replied to your post: anonymous asked:The way you draw 


Ppfffttt seductive bilbo kills me XD the way you draw thorin and his hair is my favorite btw ,v,

Then have some seductive Thorin

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excuse me as i’m throwing a gif response at you fshdgfjgh

LET THE BATTLE OF SEDUCTION BEGIN

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

ok BUT SHOULD THEY BE BATTLING IN THE LIVING ROOM?

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Just out of curiosity and because I’ve been reading so much fic. When SansĂ»kh Thorin allows himself to dream of a everybody lives AU, what does he imagine? Shire! AU or Erebor! AU? Or is he too sure that the ring would have twisted things either separating them or -worse- tempting him?

For the longest time, SansĂ»kh’s Thorin knew nothing of the Ring. It was just a thing Bilbo used now and then to avoid unpleasant visitors, nothing more. 

So when he visited Bilbo through Gimlin-zaram, he would have seen the life Bilbo led in Hobbiton. He diligently applied himself to learning everything there is to know about it, and Bilbo. He was there a lot.

I think that when he dreamed of an everybody lives AU, Thorin would have placed himself into the scenes that he could see before his eyes. I don’t think he would mean to. But the thoughts would rise unbidden, sweet and painful, and he would entertain them for a second or two before banishing them. 

I think he would have wistfully imagined that Bilbo, humming as he mulched diligently around his tomatoes, was fully aware of his presence sitting on the garden bench. That Bilbo might turn around at one point, push his gardening hat back on his head, and say, grinning, “well, if you’re going to be a great lazy layabout, can’t you make yourself useful and bring me something cool to drink?”  And he would a-grumbling go and bring Bilbo his drink, a glass of that light Hobbitish small-beer, and demand a kiss as payment for his errand. And Bilbo would taste of summer and sunshine and sweat.

He could dream that there was a plate in front of the other, empty space at the kitchen table each night at dinner, where he sat. That it was his turn to do the washing up, and so Bilbo might rest tonight. That he really ought to get around to mending that broken leg on the cast-iron stove.

That the crooked squashy red chair opposite Bilbo’s armchair was, in fact, Thorin’s.

That it was a nightly ritual to sit there with book and pipe at the end of the day, quiet and comfortable together in each other’s company, their feet stretched towards the fire. 

And he would sit on that garden bench, and sit at that kitchen table, and sit in that crooked red chair, and know that it looked exactly as it ought to – if only he were alive. 

tosquinha:

tosquinha:

tosquinha:

I have no excuses

#OH NOOOO ITS SO CUUUUTUTTEEEE#THORIN THE BIRD WHO LIVES UP IN THE MOUNTAINS#BUT COMES DOWN TO THE FIELDS AND STREAMS BELOW BECAUSE THERES NO MORE FOOD#AND MEETS BILBO BIRD WHO LIVES ON AN OAK TREE ON THE HILL#BAGGINSHIELD#BIRDIES AU#HOBBIT ART#QUELLLLLL  (via thorinshielding)

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AND SO BEGINS THE QUEST FOR A HOME

 #THERE GOES THORIN AND HIS PRONOUNS AGAIN  #THEY FIND ONE WITH A GIANT ACORN STORE INSIDE  #BC A SQUIRREL LIVES INSIDE IT 

Then I want SQUIRELL ELVES

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 #AND THEY HAVE A V NICE WINTER NESTING 

Then maybe elves are only elves? Winter nesting crown sounds good.

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 #THORIN GIFTING BILBO SHINY THINGS HE FINDS  #AND BILBO GOING ‘WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS’ 

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