tehri:

@determamfidd Your little NSFW ficlet with Bilbo and Thorin has now officially become accompanied by “Touch-a touch-a touch me” from Rocky Horror Picture Show in my head. Eternally. It will not go away. And I couldn’t stop giggling at work because of it.

OH MY GOD TEH. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(thorin would ROCK a pair of tiny gold shorts, just sayin.)

(ALSO. THAT MAKES BILBO JANET. WHICH IS… STRANGELY APPROPRIATE.)

Summer Cold {Parentshield}

rutobuka2:

yubiwamonogatari:

A little drabble (A REAL DRABBLE) for @rutobuka2, who’s sick atm ;O;! I hope this heals u a little bit:

Frodo woke with a whimper, turning his head from one side to the other and blinking his eyes open.

“Shh,” Thorin murmured. He gently stroked his hand over the tangled mess of Frodo’s dark curls – matted with sleep, and sweat from a newly broken fever. “I’m here, lad.”

The little hobbit nodded, pressing his face against Thorin’s chest, laying on top of him. When the boy had fallen sick to a vicious cold Thorin’s kind could withstand, he’d offered to look after him. He’d had, as he’d pointed out, his fair share of caring for sick pebbles with Fíli and Kíli over the years, and with Frodo waking every half hour or so, it would be good for someone to sit with him.

Frodo coughed miserably, it ending in a wet sneeze and a whine.

“’M still sick…” he said. “Dis is duh worst cold I eber had…”

“And with only ten long years under your beard, I can believe it,” Thorin replied, placing a cool cloth on Frodo’s forehead. “Here. Take a little of this.” He held the little wooden cup to Frodo’s lips. Inside was a cool chamomile tea, mixed with honey to hide the bitter willow bark, but Frodo only managed a few sips before turning his head away.

Still, a mouthful every so often was better than none. He ran his fingers over Frodo’s head again, handing him one of many handkerchiefs strewn around the bedroom. Frodo blew his nose and handed it back.

Thorin carefully put it aside and then wiped the cool cloth over Frodo’s face.

“Are you hungry? There’s a little summer soup, if you can manage it.”

“No,” Frodo sighed, closing his eyes and looking like the picture of misery. Bilbo had only grown worried about the illness when Frodo – already a little slip of a fauntling, pale and slender – had started refusing meals.

Thorin brushed Frodo’s curls back from his face.

“Are you sure? Not one mouthful?”

Frodo sighed heavily and, without opening his eyes, opened his mouth. Thorin made sure to pack the spoon with the vegetables in the soup, feeding the boy his single mouthful and not pushing for him to take more. He knew all to well that stuffing an unwell pebble – or fauntling – with food often led to a resurfacing.

“Good lad,” he said, feeling Frodo’s limbs getting heavier as the little boy drifted back to sleep.

“Can you sing a song…?” Frodo asked, voice almost inaudible. “Duh far ober one…”

“Of course,” Thorin said, resting his hand on Frodo’s little back and starting to sing.

Far over the Misty Mountains cold…

;O;

grizzlyhorns:

Tbh I’m extremely weak to King and Consort Everyone Lives AUs…

Dedicated to @determamfidd​ who made me ship these fuckers. *shakes fist*

i just wanted them happy and fluffy ok damn it

AHHH THE SCHMOOPS THE BEAUTIFUL DELICIOUS PAIR OF SCHMOOPFACES THANK YOU SO SO MUCH KOORII THANK YOU <333`

(*dodges shaking fist* i am so so proud heheheh)

THE DETAIL ON THIS IS GOBSMACKING, HOLY HECK KOORII I AM IN AWE

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

@determamfidd

jUST FINISHED READING AND IT AND MY GOOD GOD

i am ALL ASWOON.

just…holy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff

And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it

but most of all my favorite lines:

“Aüle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,” he murmured, rather giddily.

and

“I will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,” Legolas grated beneath his breath. “I will endure no more of this!”

By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.

–im just

im

sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. ❤

unf.

LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn

also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING

it’s just it’s your fault i ship a certain thing so it’s like dedicated to you and

ANYWAY

keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets 😀

AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe

Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, it’s a good thing he’s pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast

(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)

eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!

nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOU’re rad as heck, you are 🙂

hint: it’s related to needing to put some thorin love out there

the piece of shit looks so besotted in this picture i s2g. you made me ship bagginshield. *shakes fist but not particularly with anger, it’s on principle!!*

*S C R E A M S* FUCK YEAH BAGGINSHIELD OHMYGOD YESSSSSS OH MY GOD ksjfhgklsj!!! yesss i am so proud, crewmates on the ss bagginshield ahoy

nahhhhh you really are the raddest of the Rad, the Radinator, look at that there, you gave me an amazing frikkin long-ass comment this makes you RADDERIFFIC