Tag: bard the bowman

That Bard reblog you did reminded me that when I first read the Hobbit at about nine or so, I didn’t realize that Bard was his name and thought it was a job description. So for the longest time I always thought of him as ‘singer guy who shoots stuff’. Or Bard, the Bardic Bowman.

ledamemangociana:

determamfidd:

Aaaaaand now I am imagining him playing furious cello at the dragon. 

“bowman”

hehehehehehhehehehehehehe

deTS OHMYGOD

someone now needs to draw smaug going “what wiLL YOU DO NOW, BOWMAN”

and bard jut going “THIS, YOU GIANT GECKO”

and he just pulls out a cello and just

“WHOSE MUSIC SOOTHES THE FUCKING BEAST NOW, SCALE FACE” and he’s playing the cello with this D:< on his face i’m just

OH MY GOSH YES

LIKE ALL

I shall now play the #1 single, “aw man, FUCK dragons” from my upcoming album, “DWARVES CAN KISS MY ASS”