THIS IS A PSA FOR AUDITIONEES

DARLINGS.

Because I know disappointment is awful, here is a short list of characters that still have not been cast in the Sansukh Podfic. 

Jeri Child of Beri (excuse, what – JERI THE BEST DWARF)

Bani (YOU GET TO SMOOCH BARIS K)

Narvi (ARE YOU KIDDING ME, NARVI GAAAH NARVI IS LOVE)

Haldir (oh come on, you know you want to get snippy with Gimli)

Galadriel (AAAAAH LADY OF MIGHT)

Wee Thorin (LONGSUFFERING SASSBUCKET)

EOWYN (!!!!!)

Faramir (!!!!!!!)

Thira (are you ready to make the world cry in ch35?)

Bard II (fuck yeah BARD!)

Thranduil (be the elvenking you’ve always known yourself to be!)

Eomer (OH MY GOD, you will get to say ‘I would cut off off your head, dwarf’ etc etc you know you wanna)

Selga (YOU TOO CAN BE SIGRID’S BADASS GRANDDAUGHTER)

Ioreth (gossipy wise-women of Gondor ftw!!! where my character-actors at)

Elrond (GUH)

Arwen (DOUBLE GUH)

Smeagol (PRECCCCCCIOUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

Galion (drunken elves ftw!!!)

Elladan & Elrohir (stern grey eyed princes, is this YOU?)

Grima Wormtongue (you have the BEST Brad Dourif impression, lbr here)

Saruman (TO WAAAAAR)

Radagast (*grabby hands* RADAGASSSSSSST)

Celeborn (be Galadriel’s boytoy!)

Dagalur (Orc villainness voices – CUT LOOSE)

Freda (CUTE ROHAN KID, CMON NOW)

Bomfris (are you an awkward slightly-aggressive sausage who talks to ravens? Your time HAS COME)

Annnnnd last, but definitely NOT LEAST:

Lobelia. Sackville. Baggins. (umbrellas at DAWN)

As the mods of sansukhpodfic keep saying, they love your voices. They LOVE them. To not be cast in this round? Doesn’t mean this is a personal indictment of your voice. This is not a rejection of your voice. It means that there was someone who they felt fit THAT ROLE. There are more roles. There are SO many more roles! Your voice? Is perfect for one of those. Believe me, and believe in yourself. This is only the second round. 

You are awesome, and your voice is awesome. 

Look at that list up there, k? It is LOOOOOONG. And it isn’t. 

Even. 

All. 

of the characters still up for grabs. LOOK AT THIS COMPLETE CHARACTER LIST. JUST TAKE A PEEK. HAVE A LOOK. IT GOES ON FOREVER.

*hugs* It’s okay to be disappointed. It’s understandable. Your character is still out there, waiting for you to bring them to life. Your voice is beautiful and valuable, and so are you.