A Picture for the Larder Door

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I had a sudden vision of Bilbo proudly tacking up Frodo’s first pictures. But of course Frodo arrived as a tween at Bag End, so those pictures would actually be much more sophisticated than little kid drawings of stick figures. But what would Frodo draw? Why, pictures of Bilbo on his adventures, of course!

This is a tiny ficlet of hobbit life, with a bit of Thorin thrown in.

Story is set in Determanfidd’s Sansukh universe.

Words: 1870, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

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EXCUSE

BUT PLEASE READ THIS

BECAUSE IT IS LOVELY AND TENDER AND SWEET AND CUTE AND HAS A BEAUTIFUL DELICATE HAND AT SUBTEXT AND DID I ALSO MENTION LOVELY

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: *before the quest* I’m just gonna chill here and be respectable

Bilbo: *after the quest* I’m not leaving town until I can gather everyone in the Shire for a huge fuckin party just so I can tell them that they’re losers and disappear right in front of their fuckin faces.

What’d I Miss?

morvidra:

(Entirely the fault of @determamfidd and @culturalrebel (who tumblr isn’t letting me tag properly, sorry) because they do the awesome Hobbit4Ham stuff which inspired this bit of silliness. Seriously, you should go read it.)

COMPANY:
Third Age. In the Shire Reckoning
Th- th- thirteen…

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How does the genteel middle-aged
Hobbit of the Shire
Rise in the world to meet kings and Maiar?
Fight with goblins, baffle trolls, and try to stop a war
Yes he sees it all, does it all
You ready for more yet?

Left his home with Gandalf, thirteen dwarves besides
Found a magic ring with the ability to hide
Talked so fast that he nearly out-talked a dragon
Bagginses: there’s more to them than merely drunken braggin’

You haven’t met him yet, you haven’t had the chance
‘cause he’s been kickin’ ass and leading
dwarves a merry dance
But hobbits love their holes, so you know know where he’ll go
You simply must meet Bilbo. Bilbo!

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GOOD GRAVY FEE!!!! this is brilliant, oh goddddd, the auction and the Gaffer (YES YOU BEAUTY, YOU RIPPER YOU *fistpumps* RESEARCH AND FILK, TWO OF MY FAVE THINGS) and it scans perfectly ahhhh!!!

(guh this is another one I gotta sing, you realise GUH TOO BRILLIANT)